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Jake-haw 🤠
@imjbd.bsky.social
Follow for random millennial humor and occasional pics of Axel (tuxedo) and Atticus (gray), 3 y/o rescued littermate brothers who happen to be best friends ☺️🐈‍⬛❤️

30 he/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
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I will always love you.
my professor just handed out lecture notes written by ch*tgpt
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i just let someone merge and they flipped me off. have a good day everyone
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
prozac is great if you want to feel like twitchy from hoodwinked 24/7
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
if ignoring all things political is wrong why does it feel so right
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
not tryna brag but they didn’t ID me for a happy meal today 😌
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
wearing noise cancelling headphones until i experience divine vertigo intervention
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
permanently changing my inner monologue voice to match fetty wap’s cadence
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🤓 // 🎶🎧
October 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
forgiving stop & shop for price gouging because they just played the subway by chappell roan 💆‍♂️
October 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
about to declare a world war on t-mobile
October 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
ik i’m like late as hell but noise cancelling earbuds are life-changing
October 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
she ATE for life with this one 🥵
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
anyone want to write a paper about intestinal infections in snakes for me? will pay absolutely nothing but i’m kinda cute. thanks!! xx 🥰✨
October 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
wow it’s gotten way too political on here 🫡
September 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
uber eats driver customer “support” 😀👏👏
September 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
asking the five guys employees if they could use a sixth
September 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
oh look, it’s one the best albums ever written 🥹❤️
September 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Looks like I interrupted their busy day of napping and cuddling 😆🥹

#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #kitty #catlovers
September 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Reposted by Jake-haw 🤠
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September 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
it should be Adrew
September 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the name Andrew is grammatically incorrect
September 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
spot the difference, impossible edition
September 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
can anyone explain to me why i don’t understand iCloud and/or ANY of its settings when i grew up with the internet
September 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM