Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲
@imbgates.bsky.social
Pizza idiot. Short distance bike ride enjoyer. PBX gremlin. He/Him.
Jack Taylor so valued human connections with customers that he wouldn't let corp employees have phones with displays for fear they might start screening calls & not answer. If he found out customers were being directed to a chatbot he'd prob use his giant Cadillac to run over those responsible.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Jack Taylor so valued human connections with customers that he wouldn't let corp employees have phones with displays for fear they might start screening calls & not answer. If he found out customers were being directed to a chatbot he'd prob use his giant Cadillac to run over those responsible.
I overbaked the brownies for the Halloween party so it became more of a spooky cake instead
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I overbaked the brownies for the Halloween party so it became more of a spooky cake instead
If they're logged in, they'll see that you've blocked them & little else. To them it will look like this:
October 18, 2025 at 10:28 AM
If they're logged in, they'll see that you've blocked them & little else. To them it will look like this:
more like boo-mayer
October 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
more like boo-mayer
If rain gets into recycling dumpsters isn't the cardboard then considered contaminated? I wish #stl would prioritize repairing these dropoff sites.
October 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If rain gets into recycling dumpsters isn't the cardboard then considered contaminated? I wish #stl would prioritize repairing these dropoff sites.
The #allforcity tifo tonight said "mas fuertes que el miedo"
September 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The #allforcity tifo tonight said "mas fuertes que el miedo"
Hartmann's has added a fun new one to their collection
September 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hartmann's has added a fun new one to their collection
Falling short, indeed
September 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Falling short, indeed
The former Ackerman Toyota lot on Kingshighway has joined the Garcia Properties empire, and now serves as parking for Golden Hoosier & Bud's
September 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The former Ackerman Toyota lot on Kingshighway has joined the Garcia Properties empire, and now serves as parking for Golden Hoosier & Bud's
I will always buy miniature versions of any kitchen tools and I won't apologize for this trait
August 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I will always buy miniature versions of any kitchen tools and I won't apologize for this trait
Fascinating. I assume the text at the top left might be the file name sent to the printer? It's giving headline_final_final.docx vibes.
August 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Fascinating. I assume the text at the top left might be the file name sent to the printer? It's giving headline_final_final.docx vibes.
Get the door, it's Domino's
July 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Get the door, it's Domino's
Alien themed "we come in peace" tifo at #allforcity game today
June 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Alien themed "we come in peace" tifo at #allforcity game today
Head over to GSA at Fyler & Brannon if you're in the market for mattress shaped styrofoam blocks
June 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Head over to GSA at Fyler & Brannon if you're in the market for mattress shaped styrofoam blocks
Not St. Louis. Unless "infrastructure" is some weird nickname for trump.
May 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Not St. Louis. Unless "infrastructure" is some weird nickname for trump.
St. Louis voted for Harris, not a tornado. Don't be an asshole.
May 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
St. Louis voted for Harris, not a tornado. Don't be an asshole.
So instead of voting 81% for Harris, the area hit by the tornado should have reached 90%? 95%? Then they'd be deserving of aid?
May 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
So instead of voting 81% for Harris, the area hit by the tornado should have reached 90%? 95%? Then they'd be deserving of aid?
Your election notes look different from these?
May 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Your election notes look different from these?