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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲
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Pizza idiot. Short distance bike ride enjoyer. PBX gremlin. He/Him.
Happy 296th birthday, Pierre Laclède. You don't look a day over 250.
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
North Mankato is auctioning off a lot of five not-at-all-cursed garbage can clown heads via Minnesota's state auction site. mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Jack Taylor so valued human connections with customers that he wouldn't let corp employees have phones with displays for fear they might start screening calls & not answer. If he found out customers were being directed to a chatbot he'd prob use his giant Cadillac to run over those responsible.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I overbaked the brownies for the Halloween party so it became more of a spooky cake instead
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Glad to see @jimmycallahan.bsky.social still killing it in the commercial world
October 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
...and thanks to @eff.org's rayhunter project I'm reasonably certain my local PD did not trot their stingray out for this event
Pretty good #nokings turnout in downtown STL despite the rain
October 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Pretty good #nokings turnout in downtown STL despite the rain
October 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
more like boo-mayer
October 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Thanks google! #stlblues
October 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If rain gets into recycling dumpsters isn't the cardboard then considered contaminated? I wish #stl would prioritize repairing these dropoff sites.
October 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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good afternoon
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Is the Mariners bandwagon not called the dump truck
Is your team no longer in the MLB postseason? Want to hop on the Mariners bandwagon? We will welcome you with open arms! Here are some reasons why you should join us.
- We've never been to the WS, let alone won it.
- Our best player has a nickname celebrating his big ass.
October 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Son just scored for LAFC. There was a LOT of applause when he did.
The #allforcity tifo tonight said "mas fuertes que el miedo"
September 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The #allforcity tifo tonight said "mas fuertes que el miedo"
September 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
First read this that you played a cd on a blu-ray player to your original kid, was confused
Played my original Kid A cd on a blu-ray player through workhorse NAD receiver and good Grado open-back headphones last night — BLISS
Started digging the old CDs out of the basement. This shit sounds great. We might’ve played ourselves.
September 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Hartmann's has added a fun new one to their collection
September 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Don't support local #stl companies that advertise on our Sinclair owned TV station
September 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Falling short, indeed
September 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Visited three different #stl city recycling dropoff sites, only to find them all overflowing. Returned home with my cans & cardboard, defeated.
September 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@michaelharley.net hey, your blog post on rsync & Synology helped me work through a very specific problem I was running into. Thanks for taking the time to share your experience!
September 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I did not win the powerball but I did learn about #skycards today so basically the same thing
September 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM