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Coconut taste like a scent and that’s why I don’t like it. It taste like a wax melt
August 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I don’t understand why they be playing dance with my father by Luther vandross in grocery stores. I be shedding a tear next to the cream of mushroom looking a plum fool
August 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Did mercury drink all her Gatorade cuz wtf is happening in my life right now??
August 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When I die I’m leaving all my things to my rose. That bitch ain’t let me down once.
July 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I should’ve been warned that my baby daddy was autistic before I procreated with him. Now I gotta hold his hand in the parking lot cuz he be eloping
June 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Can I die from tonsillitis? I been having it for like 2 months now
June 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Coco Gauff becomes the first American to win Roland Garros since 2015.

The last to do it? Serena Williams.

What. A. Moment.

🇺🇸❤️
June 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Are we avoiding lil bill by bill Cosby the same way we avoiding r Kelly music?? Cuz my kids like lil bill
May 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The main reason I don’t wanna get buried is id be mad af if a roach crawled across my grave.
May 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I got so much self control I won’t even at the last bite of food if I’m full. You bitches not like me fr 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️
May 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I just seen someone wash the grit off their grits… Jesus gotta be on his way down
May 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
DISABLED PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE KIDS!
Just because their disability makes you uncomfortable doesn’t mean they don’t deserve human rights!!
If they can afford to be disabled in America they can afford a child. Even if the child is disabled that doesn’t affect you!
May 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There needs to be a soda truck the same way there’s a ice cream truck. I want a soda but don’t wanna go to the store
May 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Last day being 25 🎈
May 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I hope this raccoon knows that there’s a 3 year old out there that asks to see him and tell him goodnight every single night. He is now my screensaver.
May 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Fatima Theresa Stallone is her government name but all her homegirls call her Fat Ma Thee Stallion ✨
May 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Slap me on my ass and call me Gayle king. Cuz I made it to space this 4/20!!!
April 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
New drag name. Gin Aye pronounced how Forrest Gump says Jenny
Jennay GIF
ALT: Jennay GIF
media.tenor.com
April 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I couldn’t pick Lance Armstrong or Neil Armstrong out of a lineup…
April 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
lil Wayne said “shawty badder than a 3 year old”…. YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT BITCH MUSTVE BEEN?!?! 3 year olds bad as shit no lie
April 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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playing R. Kelly in 2025 is a choice.

the wrong one. but a choice.
April 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Y’all be liking R Kelly too much for me
April 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
🙄🙄Actually I’m a philanthropist and I’m trying to make the world a better place for the long booty community
April 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The reason I love being from down here is cause we be eatin a 5lb spicy extra potato and sausage then wash it down with a rubbing alcohol slushy all while watching our kids in the park.
April 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM