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Whoa the slavery card #preach
Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo on ending all vaccine mandates: "Every last one of them is wrong and drips with disdain and slavery."
September 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Alas this sounds like 72% accurate
August 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I wonder if @timothynoah.bsky.social might be wrong abt the evanescence of l’affaire Epstein. It seems deeply dug under DJT’s skin … scratching seems not to help
July 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Reposted
LA DODGERS just now:

“This morning, ICE agents came to Dodger Stadium and requested permission to access the parking lots. They were denied entry to the grounds by the organization. Tonight’s game will be played as scheduled.”

Right on, Dodgers!
More of this, please.
June 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
These idiots have made Wu into a 50 ft tall Amazon warrior …
"These are real people with real families" cool when they come home do they tell the kids about how they busted up an elementary school graduation that day
Awww you guys - the Acting Director of ICE is really upset that we keep accurately refering them the American Gestapo and calling out their kidnappings. Keep up the good work everyone!!!
June 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
E.O. Wilson on losing an eye in a childhood accident on Paradise Beach, FL (!): "The attention of my surviving eye turned to the ground. I would thereafter celebrate the little things of the world, the animals that can be picked up between thumb and forefinger and brought close for inspection.”
May 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Arguably the greatest Globe tweet ever
Used my lesbian superpowers on the subway this morning to help a young man properly tie his tie for a job interview. (That YouTube tutorial he was using was no help at all.)
May 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“Can I get a lifeline?”
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?

NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country

HASSAN: That's incorrect
May 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Only a true lunatic understands what this is #MartianCode
TOPCOTE
CONTENPT
CONPETENCY
CONTENTON
May 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Only @keithob.bsky.social qualified to speak to this
Talked about Pete Rose reinstatement last night on SNY
May 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
They’ve long been convinced that Snyder Has All the Answers
Sort of feel like the New York Times is valorizing flight here

Everyone has the right to make their own decision on this—but I'm not sure that fleeing the United States deserves a special uncritical spotlight

Maybe a daily spotlight instead on those of us who are staying to try to save our country
May 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Oh … THOSE Sox … no one gives a fig abt THEM
May 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Dipped my toe in the new St. Aubyn novel: suicide bin, lapidary prose, self-directed and outward-directed hatred. Rinse and repeat
May 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The latest Tesla hack
May 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
There is a famous, darkly hilarious essay by Paul Fussell called “The Author’s Big Mistake.”
May 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I am calling on @benzimmer.bsky.social to Tell All abt the Sat. Stumper, the hardest non-cryptic puzzle I know. I’ve always thot it’s hard bec it’s SO badly edited; I wonder if he agrees w me @debamlen.bsky.social turned me into SS many years ago; it’s fun!
April 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Who did this, one wonders idly?
People are NOT understanding what empty cargo ships from China means.

It means no work for dock workers. No work for truck drivers, no work for retailers, fewer dollars circulating. The cascade effect is just mind boggling.
April 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Looks like Trump’s nominee for Surgeon General - Fox-ie lady - may have [cough cough] mis-stated her qualifications
April 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I assume it’s the famous “number 8,” code (in a Nova Scotia bust) for a bag of weed
My Tims order is easier to guess than I thought…
April 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
But suppose … not?
April 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM