I haven't received any payment in almost two months so now I think the best thing I could do at my job is read yuri all day instead
February 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I haven't received any payment in almost two months so now I think the best thing I could do at my job is read yuri all day instead
I've had a sudden and intense urge to play skyrim with mods and with how confusing it for the first time trying to figure out how to make it work I completely missed the discussions on just how bad the latest update is. no fucking wonder my game kept crashing every time I tried to start a new game!!
February 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I've had a sudden and intense urge to play skyrim with mods and with how confusing it for the first time trying to figure out how to make it work I completely missed the discussions on just how bad the latest update is. no fucking wonder my game kept crashing every time I tried to start a new game!!
not now kiki, i'm reading about souls-like ballet, kiki
February 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
not now kiki, i'm reading about souls-like ballet, kiki
I had to go to work today with a cold and a fever so bad even my piss stream is so fucked up. idk what happened but I could NOT stop splashing no matter where I aimed 💀 what in the piss debuff is that
January 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I had to go to work today with a cold and a fever so bad even my piss stream is so fucked up. idk what happened but I could NOT stop splashing no matter where I aimed 💀 what in the piss debuff is that
i drink my soda out of champagne glasses
January 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
i drink my soda out of champagne glasses
just when I got my negative banana too...
January 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
just when I got my negative banana too...
3 wins in balatro and it's my first day playing >:)
January 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
3 wins in balatro and it's my first day playing >:)
I was gifted a Yae boobie pad, some italian wine and a lotta buldak. life is good.
January 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I was gifted a Yae boobie pad, some italian wine and a lotta buldak. life is good.
ah yes, the exes
December 30, 2024 at 12:37 PM
ah yes, the exes
I'm so damn sleepy after work today I put on northernlion vod as white noise and I swear I was like that monkey with neuron activation. I only tuned in when he said "guy receiving a blowjob", "TWO gay guys" and "anal porn"... wtf was the video about again?
December 27, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I'm so damn sleepy after work today I put on northernlion vod as white noise and I swear I was like that monkey with neuron activation. I only tuned in when he said "guy receiving a blowjob", "TWO gay guys" and "anal porn"... wtf was the video about again?
just had a friend excitedly call me and say "I think I figured it out, you don't have autism or ocd, you're neuro divergent! I saw this girl on tick tock she describes herself as neuro divergent too"
girl......
girl......
December 25, 2024 at 9:58 PM
just had a friend excitedly call me and say "I think I figured it out, you don't have autism or ocd, you're neuro divergent! I saw this girl on tick tock she describes herself as neuro divergent too"
girl......
girl......
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mamma mia so much penice on my tl lately
December 14, 2024 at 7:59 PM
mamma mia so much penice on my tl lately
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debating on wether to change my header to jerker or leave my fav trio to eat their pizza forever
December 14, 2024 at 7:56 PM
debating on wether to change my header to jerker or leave my fav trio to eat their pizza forever
thirst commenting under someone's nudes late at night when you're jorkin it: 🥵💦💦💦
receiving a dm from the same person when you're at work and not horny:
receiving a dm from the same person when you're at work and not horny:
December 13, 2024 at 4:11 PM
thirst commenting under someone's nudes late at night when you're jorkin it: 🥵💦💦💦
receiving a dm from the same person when you're at work and not horny:
receiving a dm from the same person when you're at work and not horny:
anytime I die in a dream I get a minecraft death screen
December 10, 2024 at 9:06 AM
anytime I die in a dream I get a minecraft death screen
getting 💦creampied 😳by march 🥵
December 6, 2024 at 10:44 AM
getting 💦creampied 😳by march 🥵
wait....... poke game but it's got both the main mechanics of catching, raising and training pokemon but also a dating sim so you can go on a date with cute a girl/boy of your choice with your pokemons
December 3, 2024 at 7:31 PM
wait....... poke game but it's got both the main mechanics of catching, raising and training pokemon but also a dating sim so you can go on a date with cute a girl/boy of your choice with your pokemons
I am that man who wants to be in women's bathroom. but only because at my workplace there's a bajillion men shitting their guts out in every cubicle while women's bathroom is almost entirely empty at all times... i just want to pee!!
November 30, 2024 at 3:47 PM
I am that man who wants to be in women's bathroom. but only because at my workplace there's a bajillion men shitting their guts out in every cubicle while women's bathroom is almost entirely empty at all times... i just want to pee!!
saw a perfume with a name "believe in capitalism" at the store today and I'm not even joking it was the worst smelling perfume I've ever smelt 💀 what were they cooking here
November 26, 2024 at 8:35 PM
saw a perfume with a name "believe in capitalism" at the store today and I'm not even joking it was the worst smelling perfume I've ever smelt 💀 what were they cooking here
there's american centrism and then there's my eastern european friend who didn't know north america is a continent..
November 26, 2024 at 6:48 PM
there's american centrism and then there's my eastern european friend who didn't know north america is a continent..
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(hitting on a girl) you have great character design
November 25, 2024 at 1:18 AM
(hitting on a girl) you have great character design
improvised poke bowl but I'm taking the pic like I'm falling face first into it
November 25, 2024 at 7:11 PM
improvised poke bowl but I'm taking the pic like I'm falling face first into it
