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Erika with a K
@imaginaryerika.bsky.social
Corny as Kansas in August. Flibbertigibbet. Manic pixie dream crone. Crafty. Old at heart. Trying to get by in the PNW with my dog Jazmine and my cat roommates Julip & ZsaZsa.
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My phone doesn’t recognize me
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Of course this is what Bari Weiss and The Free Press go with upon the death of Diane Keaton.
October 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’ve been teaching myself crochet lately and it’s been fun and frustrating! 😂

I made a catbed that looks like a crown, though.
October 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You can get this bad boy at Spirit www.spirithalloween.com/product/gree...
October 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Love me some paper maché!
Recently my friend had a “Dress to Depress: tragic bitches only” themed party and I went as Norma Desmond as from Sunset Blvd as Salome and made a glitter John the Baptist head out of paper maché 🥰
October 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Really disappointed in the Grazer ignoring that’s happening this #fatbearweek

She is the twice queen! Act accordingly!
September 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social the face of saves!!
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
No YOU! spent all day making a disco glitter John the Baptist head for your Norma Desmond as Salome costume for your friend’s “Dress to Depress (Tragic Bitches ONLY!)” birthday costume party. 🫣
September 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
🎶🎶 Five days you work
One whole day to play
Come on everybody, show your kitty cats today.

Caturday, it's a Caturday
It's a Caturday, it's a Caturday
Caturday, it's a Caturday
Caturday, it's a Caturday🎶🎶
August 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You would love my Jazzy! Affectionate on her terms but if she wants to be near she does her best to invade all your space.
August 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Calling someone a c*nt is okay. It’s the bald thing that’s step too far.
August 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
They want to be oppressed so badly.

The way they ignore the millions of women who deal with hair loss and suffer far more public scrutiny for it than men ever do is truly something.
August 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Pom faces are the happiest faces. My girl Rose Nylund was poodle/pom and had that resting happy face like nobody’s business. She made everyone smile 🥰
August 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Google is such trash now.

Looked up a shop and the first link, sponsored of course, was a spoof site that scraped the original company’s site and is “selling” the same items for 90% off.
The actual, real company site was the 4th entry on the page.
August 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Handmade things found at thrift stores.
A wall of wonky sweaters. Afghans galore, weird pottery and glass, haunting paintings, questionable embroidery, all made with good intentions and given away for whatever reason (no judgement).

Give them an audience.
August 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Or you vote for a homophobe raised in a conservative cult who’s able to sell herself as a democrat because she surfs…
July 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I always forget until I do a rewatch that in 2019 there was a contestant named Kovid and his most successful look had a face mask.

The matrix is just fucking with us. 😭
July 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
BECAUSE THEY’L BE EXPECTED TO GO TO WORK SICK IR INJURED!!!

What the fuck is wrong with these people!?!?!
July 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I did it! After 3 failed attempts I was able to get the cat to the vet! 🎉🎉🎉
July 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It IS stressful!
They actually like the carriers, which are like cave beds, but it’s getting them in when I need them to that’s the rub. On a random day they’ll be chilling but if I try to get them in the carrier on schedule it’s trauma and drama!
July 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I don’t even know him and he has my sword!

I have a brood of fur friends who have my whole heart!
July 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Here for your tips on getting a skittish, doesn’t like being held, non-food motivated cats into their carriers for the vet.

I have gabapentin but skittish, hold-averse, and non-food motivated makes giving it almost impossibly difficult.
July 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It’s a big thing in christian nationalist circles now. Empathy is a lie and a sin used by liberals and progressives to cloud your mind and distract you from doing actual good (like deporting people to concentration camps or letting millions die of AIDS and starvation because they’re not white)
July 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s also why they seem to go out of their way to look repulsive. They want you to know that their “appeal” is money and power.
July 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM