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Shrimpless
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Extremely successful
Down bad for the woman who was doing thriller style dance moves to the loidis set at misc last night
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Zumba is the modern day shibboleth
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Yearning is a type of brain damage
November 3, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Crypto Breton
October 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Must fight against the bloodlesness of low density living in anglo society
September 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Seeking love in high density living
September 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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The first example of skeuomorphic design was "The Cave"—you may know its shadows from Plato's classic 375 BCE review. Reception was mixed,
September 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Falling in love with a woman who has a fish for a mouth
September 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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(begging for her to glance at me) shawty know im a freak fr
August 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Telling all women everywhere that they can be whatever they want to be
August 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Grindset influencers have besmirched the title of hustler
Chatting to a real hustler will renew your sense of wonder about the world
Truly all we need is $30k and some elbow grease and life will be dandy
August 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Roadside mirror salesman is a surprisingly spooky thing to encounter on a day out
August 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Just noticed that the Zinedine Zidan music film clip was shot at the shop run by the rainbow bubbles brothers
Huge Coburg lore
August 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
We might need to pause schooling until we figure out what they're doing in there
August 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Homologue is just lesbian pillow talk
August 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I don't thinks it's a coincidence that of all of my cousins, the one with the most precise enunciation is also the most devotely catholic.
August 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Cordoba, the place of dreams
July 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Small Italian ute
Small Italian ute
Small Italian ute
July 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I only ever find out about the Kennedy family through beautiful women
July 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
giving birth to twins and naming them Zwain and Voria
July 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Milk Jam
July 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When a beautiful, 10/10 woman snubs me, I take it in my stride
I understand that this is how the Holy Spirit must feel most of the time
July 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Jaunty little jacket - you hear it more and more
July 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The phrase "wellness journey" has escaped captivity
They say you can hear whispers of said "journey" in the darkened corners across latin america, of course the correct conjugations are yet to be figured out
The cogs of modern linguistics groaning
When will it end?
July 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Milei has defunded the national road infrastructure scheme, and so we will soon have the answer to "who builds roads in a libertarian paradise?"
July 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM