iluvbutts247
@iluvbutts247.bsky.social
starting a dating app only for women who wear tank tops with puns about yoga and rap and the farmers market or whatever
this dog is going to fucking destroy the little scooter boy
August 22, 2023 at 1:32 AM
this dog is going to fucking destroy the little scooter boy
i bet i could trick god
August 3, 2023 at 7:07 PM
i bet i could trick god
discover tab going well over here
August 3, 2023 at 6:18 PM
discover tab going well over here
ah, saturday, the nothing day. the ol inbetweener. the limbo hours. when the filthy little thoughts creep in ..
July 29, 2023 at 8:12 PM
ah, saturday, the nothing day. the ol inbetweener. the limbo hours. when the filthy little thoughts creep in ..
hanging upside down from a tree branch in the park hoping someone comes by and spider-man kisses me
July 27, 2023 at 8:05 PM
hanging upside down from a tree branch in the park hoping someone comes by and spider-man kisses me
this barbie supports local journalism
July 27, 2023 at 6:16 PM
this barbie supports local journalism
having a dick is pretty neat sometimes. i’ll be just hosin’ the bowl like “wow look at him go”
July 25, 2023 at 6:21 PM
having a dick is pretty neat sometimes. i’ll be just hosin’ the bowl like “wow look at him go”
gm if you’re feeling sinister
July 12, 2023 at 1:48 PM
gm if you’re feeling sinister
no one needs to look at this much stuff
July 6, 2023 at 9:44 PM
no one needs to look at this much stuff
farewell purpleman
July 6, 2023 at 6:43 PM
farewell purpleman
guy who shits pants
Who are you on the heist team?
I’m the guy hired weeks ago in the target who just has to leave a few alarms off and doors unlocked
I’m the guy hired weeks ago in the target who just has to leave a few alarms off and doors unlocked
July 6, 2023 at 3:49 AM
guy who shits pants
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Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way
July 6, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way
this is what the social media centrists want bluesky to look like..
July 5, 2023 at 9:55 PM
this is what the social media centrists want bluesky to look like..
when i say i’m “processing this in real time” it means i’ve had 5 cups of coffee and am sitting on the toilet reading a book letting pee spill out of me every 5-7 minutes
July 5, 2023 at 7:51 PM
when i say i’m “processing this in real time” it means i’ve had 5 cups of coffee and am sitting on the toilet reading a book letting pee spill out of me every 5-7 minutes
if i die because a big statue of myself falls over and crushes me please don’t print that. please don’t talk about that
July 5, 2023 at 6:43 PM
if i die because a big statue of myself falls over and crushes me please don’t print that. please don’t talk about that
me and the boys grabbing a case of bud light lime and going tubing down the river styx
July 5, 2023 at 5:49 PM
me and the boys grabbing a case of bud light lime and going tubing down the river styx
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celebrate whenever
July 3, 2023 at 10:27 PM
celebrate whenever
is anybody being mean about this over here
July 4, 2023 at 5:51 PM
is anybody being mean about this over here
OTD in 1776: Bennie Franklin and The Boys hosted the first ever no loads refused pimped-out cumdump event in Philadelphia, PA.
July 4, 2023 at 4:49 PM
OTD in 1776: Bennie Franklin and The Boys hosted the first ever no loads refused pimped-out cumdump event in Philadelphia, PA.
i want my account here to kill me faster
July 4, 2023 at 6:31 AM
i want my account here to kill me faster
self-portrait, july ‘23
July 4, 2023 at 2:04 AM
self-portrait, july ‘23
pretty cool how drastically different it is now to describe someone as “blue haired”
July 3, 2023 at 11:33 PM
pretty cool how drastically different it is now to describe someone as “blue haired”