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Be sure to #moisten your Yule log with the Top 25 Rob Delaney Christmas Tweets

@robdelaney.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement.

#NoWords 🤮
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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CATASTROPHE is now on DisneyPlus in the UK🇬🇧. Please watch it 3-8x over the holidays. www.disneyplus.com/en-gb/browse...
Watch Catastrophe | Full episodes | Disney+
Sharon and Rob's fling leads to pregnancy, love, marriage, and family life in London.
www.disneyplus.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Nothing speaks to me of #Christmas more than @ilovemywive.bsky.social driving in the wilds of Tempe with a headless Santa in his front passenger seat. #blessed
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@robdelaney.bsky.social i’d like to continue our discussion about geriatric lovemaking if u have time this afternoon
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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A Heart That Works is now available in MANDARIN! ❤️📚
December 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
@robdelaney.bsky.social will u be sexually active during holiday season.?
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
im #thankful there are wives ,
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving from @robdelaney.bsky.social !
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
@robdelaney.bsky.social i never seen a naked woman: its ok
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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just asked Siri to play Ghostbusters while I make mouth love to your aunt
October 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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My wife is watching an AI video of Jar Jar Binks beating me to death?
October 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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For my forever Space Sis: 🎂

💞
Happy Carrie Fisher's birthday
October 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
@robdelaney.bsky.social i learned how to make love to a woman (my wife) by watching u get intimate with womans on your tv shows & movies
October 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
@robdelaney.bsky.social this morning i washed my butthole w/ soap and my finger slipped inside (just a lil bit)

do u have any cool movies coming out soon.?
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@robdelaney.bsky.social i wanna talk 2 u about geriatric love making ,
September 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”
September 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
@robdelaney.bsky.social taut buttocks.?
September 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
@millsypop.bsky.social stay in your lane plz
September 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
@millsypop.bsky.social stay in ur lane this week, BBA
August 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Beyond thrilled to report that I’ll be receiving a Kennedy center honor from president trump for my mobile game “I’m Just Sayin’” which allows you to use the slurs of your choice against historical figures & 3-D avatars of people you work with! avail thru App Store & Google play
Trump announced this year’s Kennedy Center honorees, further molding Washington’s performing arts center in his image.

“I would say I was about 98 percent involved. They all went through me,” he said. “I turned down plenty. I had a couple of wokesters.”
Trump leaves his mark on the Kennedy Center Honors
It will be the first award ceremony since Trump overhauled the board of trustees earlier this year.
www.politico.com
August 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
July 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
@millsypop.bsky.social im really good at monday NY times crosswords now
July 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM