FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
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Zach Hyman coming back with a two goal performance 😁

I made it to 100 posts! I rarely posted on X.

LETS FUCCKING GOOOOOO #oilers

Draisaitl is my Taylor swift #oilers

Bouchard is like that abusive ex that treats you like shit but you stay for the good memories you once had. #oilers

#letsgooilers damn dude you’re singing the anthem, it’s not Disney on ice 😅

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
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Bluesky = Kendrick
Twitter = Drake

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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If we win against the leafs tonight does that make us better than the Jets? Asking for a friend.
#LetsGoOilers

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE

Ever since the Oilers absolutely bodied the Canucks on Saturday, Edmonton’s been tearing it up, and Vancouver’s out here getting stomped by teams that skate like they’re stuck in glue. Even their parents are embarrassed—like, “we might just pretend you’re adopted” levels of disappointment. #Oilers

Never doubted him for a minute… 🫶