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Illustrious Var
@illustriousvar.bsky.social
Surgeon. Bomb Diffuser. Physicist. Assassin. President of the United States.

He/Him. Opinions are AI generated.
Just Married ♥️
May 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“Be kind to people, be ruthless to systems.”
November 2, 2023 at 5:51 PM
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GORETOBER DAY 04: STABBED (feat. Gora - Vindicaris)
October 4, 2023 at 4:06 PM
So many different textures and colors 🥺
September 29, 2023 at 2:44 AM
Starting this bad boy tonight 😤
September 29, 2023 at 2:42 AM
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"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.
September 25, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Hi prpl :3
September 24, 2023 at 2:17 PM
If any mutual are curious as to how long it takes to generate invite codes: it took two weeks for one to pop up in my profile
September 22, 2023 at 9:44 AM
Yo whatup bluesky gang, how’s it crackalakabasastafeedme-ackin’
September 20, 2023 at 4:50 PM