I'm about to cook the shit out of some black beans later
March 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'm about to cook the shit out of some black beans later
Me: *respectfully scrambling to find a towel after we're finished*
Her: "this could've been an email"
Her: "this could've been an email"
February 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Me: *respectfully scrambling to find a towel after we're finished*
Her: "this could've been an email"
Her: "this could've been an email"
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You unfriend people bec of politics?
Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.
Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.
February 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You unfriend people bec of politics?
Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.
Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.
Went to a party and made a very serious friend :)
February 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Went to a party and made a very serious friend :)
POV: it's 4am and I think I hear my cat eating styrofoam
February 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
POV: it's 4am and I think I hear my cat eating styrofoam
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One of the biggest honors in life is a cat falling asleep in your lap
December 3, 2024 at 9:54 PM
One of the biggest honors in life is a cat falling asleep in your lap
How my clown ass felt after working up the courage to respond "wa alaikum as-salam" to my guy at the kebob spot
November 20, 2024 at 6:48 PM
How my clown ass felt after working up the courage to respond "wa alaikum as-salam" to my guy at the kebob spot
Still wild to me that RFK jr has his own little shai hulud rattling around in there
November 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Still wild to me that RFK jr has his own little shai hulud rattling around in there
it should be considered a war crime for venmos social feed to constantly be filled with people from tinder that I hooked up with 8 years ago paying for brunch
November 16, 2024 at 6:25 PM
it should be considered a war crime for venmos social feed to constantly be filled with people from tinder that I hooked up with 8 years ago paying for brunch
Some LaCroix flavors make you feel like you're being gently kissed by a guava and some make me feel like they're trying to punch my tastebuds in the balls (mojito)
November 15, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Some LaCroix flavors make you feel like you're being gently kissed by a guava and some make me feel like they're trying to punch my tastebuds in the balls (mojito)
The emotional weight being lifted by switching to this site feels the same as when you finally stop playing a moba
November 15, 2024 at 7:40 AM
The emotional weight being lifted by switching to this site feels the same as when you finally stop playing a moba
Everyone say good morning to Deputy U.S. Marshall Raylan Givens
She has claimed the couch today
She has claimed the couch today
November 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Everyone say good morning to Deputy U.S. Marshall Raylan Givens
She has claimed the couch today
She has claimed the couch today
why would I respond to any of these emails when I could just stare at my own hands for 40 minutes
November 14, 2024 at 8:01 PM
why would I respond to any of these emails when I could just stare at my own hands for 40 minutes
I guess I'm fostering a kitten now
July 10, 2023 at 6:20 AM
I guess I'm fostering a kitten now
Drinking a grimace shake just to feel something
June 28, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Drinking a grimace shake just to feel something
Pretty sure my cats objectify me
June 27, 2023 at 4:46 PM
Pretty sure my cats objectify me