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Kim :|
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I am a super fun and interesting person who lives a super fun and interesting life! Also a liar :(
It just wasn’t meant to be I guess…
January 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Everyday feels like the twilight zone lately
January 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The Robbie Williams monkey movie only making 1.9mil in the US is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week
January 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Hello I’m back with a vengeance
January 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It’s going down
December 12, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Just a FYI don’t use the phrase “crashing out” in corporate America
December 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I could absolutely not care any less about what your elf on the shelf has been up to
December 12, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Reposted by Kim :|
if it's not a shitpost what the fuck are you even doing with your life
December 12, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Oh and only hot and funny people follow me so you do the math
December 12, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Officially started a folder called “reaction pictures” so I’m ready to lock in
December 12, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Trisha Paytas getting a show on broadway genuinely blows my mind she needs to teach a class in manifestation
December 12, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I didn’t know anything about Wicked two weeks ago and today I’m looking forward to putting together my wicked lego set. I love being an adult with adult money.
December 12, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Bury me with my heating pad
December 11, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I’m not convinced it wasn’t his evil twin waluigi
December 10, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Pet loss is strange because that was my child but to someone else it’s “just a cat”
December 9, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I need a good cry, what movie should I watch?
December 6, 2024 at 5:52 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to make a phone call without having to rehearse what I’m going to say beforehand
December 6, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Ever since I was a baby I dreamed of shitposting
December 4, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Reposted by Kim :|
relax people, there are enough delusions to go around
December 4, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Reposted by Kim :|
[convincing a zoomer to wear a condom]

babe you gotta spotify wrap it
December 4, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Me after doing one task at my easy job that pays me well
December 4, 2024 at 7:26 PM

It’s wine Wednesday! You know what that means! (It will be like every other night but at least I will be drunk)
December 4, 2024 at 7:14 PM
My house is a prison (I work from home)
December 4, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I’m not allowed to watch My Strange Addiction anymore because I find myself saying “let me see what all the hype is about”
December 4, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Rules of being my friend:

1. Tell me you’re not mad at me AT LEAST once a hour
December 4, 2024 at 3:52 PM