Cody
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Maybe the real Epstein Files are the friends we made along the way
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Maybe the real Epstein Files are the friends we made along the way
i got a quiz for 1899 kids: how many of your fuckin dumbass siblings died of cholera? fuckin idiot!
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
i got a quiz for 1899 kids: how many of your fuckin dumbass siblings died of cholera? fuckin idiot!
The cleaning ladies at my office and have implanted a microchip in my ass that sends them a signal when I have to take a shit so they can start cleaning the bathroom
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The cleaning ladies at my office and have implanted a microchip in my ass that sends them a signal when I have to take a shit so they can start cleaning the bathroom
getting really into “music”
January 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
getting really into “music”
shoving THC gummies up my ass
January 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
shoving THC gummies up my ass
bruh is pontificating 😳
December 22, 2024 at 4:23 PM
bruh is pontificating 😳
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shoutout to UnitedHealth CEO for being so out-of-touch that every message to staff results in another wave of angry leaks and tipsters for me
December 11, 2024 at 11:16 PM
shoutout to UnitedHealth CEO for being so out-of-touch that every message to staff results in another wave of angry leaks and tipsters for me
They made a whole state just for guys named George
December 8, 2024 at 1:29 AM
They made a whole state just for guys named George
Would say the niners arent prepared to play in snow, but tbh they havent been prepared to play in any weather this season
December 2, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Would say the niners arent prepared to play in snow, but tbh they havent been prepared to play in any weather this season
Trump kicked RFK jr. out of Mar-a-lago because he wouldnt stop eating bugs and worms off the ground
December 1, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Trump kicked RFK jr. out of Mar-a-lago because he wouldnt stop eating bugs and worms off the ground
White people love to have fucked up looking dogs
December 1, 2024 at 3:01 AM
White people love to have fucked up looking dogs
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The first blowjob I gave was disastrous. I inflated him like a party balloon and he floated away. Days later they found his body all tangled up in some power lines.
August 26, 2024 at 2:55 PM
The first blowjob I gave was disastrous. I inflated him like a party balloon and he floated away. Days later they found his body all tangled up in some power lines.
dont let me catch your ass preserving some fruits
November 26, 2024 at 1:07 AM
dont let me catch your ass preserving some fruits
One of my biggest pet peeves is being executed by a sniper from 2 miles away with deadly accuracy
November 24, 2024 at 4:12 PM
One of my biggest pet peeves is being executed by a sniper from 2 miles away with deadly accuracy
what if Santa wasnt real lol
November 23, 2024 at 4:31 PM
what if Santa wasnt real lol
Cyclists DO NOT like it when you run them over with a car. Sheesh
November 23, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Cyclists DO NOT like it when you run them over with a car. Sheesh
I like on TikTok when someone accidentally does a funny bit and they do that same bit for 3 years
November 22, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I like on TikTok when someone accidentally does a funny bit and they do that same bit for 3 years
The Pittsburgh Steeles adopted their name as an homage to the local Steeling industry. Likewise, The Brown were named after Cleveland’s local Poop industry.
November 22, 2024 at 2:38 AM
The Pittsburgh Steeles adopted their name as an homage to the local Steeling industry. Likewise, The Brown were named after Cleveland’s local Poop industry.
[extremely dumbass nerd voice] ummm shouldnt we want alternate points of view
November 22, 2024 at 2:25 AM
[extremely dumbass nerd voice] ummm shouldnt we want alternate points of view
befriending a meteorologist so I can scream at him anytime the weather report is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 1:31 AM
befriending a meteorologist so I can scream at him anytime the weather report is wrong
this web site is broke. no one is liking my beautiful posts
November 20, 2024 at 8:09 PM
this web site is broke. no one is liking my beautiful posts
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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Trump says he will nominate wrestling billionaire Linda McMahon to be education secretary.
November 20, 2024 at 1:59 AM
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Trump says he will nominate wrestling billionaire Linda McMahon to be education secretary.
not helpful for the UFO truther movement that every voice within it seems like they dont get invited to Thanksgiving anymore
November 19, 2024 at 7:41 PM
not helpful for the UFO truther movement that every voice within it seems like they dont get invited to Thanksgiving anymore