When something goes horribly awry, but you try to save face claiming that it’s “all part of a bigger plan.”

She’s ungovernable.

I’m pretty sure game theory shows that if both sides just start breaking the rules, it will stop being a fun competition and both sides will give up and go back to following the rules.

We’re wasting our time playing nice.

Said a lot about my Brooklyn neighborhood that the Little Library books were stolen daily.