TIL that Florida has two time zones.
Time zones are so dumb.
Time zones are so dumb.
June 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
TIL that Florida has two time zones.
Time zones are so dumb.
Time zones are so dumb.
The public stream of my friends’ payments on Venmo is so wild.
April 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The public stream of my friends’ payments on Venmo is so wild.
Ban babies on airplanes.
Someone needs to launch DINK Air, already.
Someone needs to launch DINK Air, already.
March 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ban babies on airplanes.
Someone needs to launch DINK Air, already.
Someone needs to launch DINK Air, already.
“It’s only 2 miles I could definitely walk there faster.”
- every New Yorker everywhere
- every New Yorker everywhere
February 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“It’s only 2 miles I could definitely walk there faster.”
- every New Yorker everywhere
- every New Yorker everywhere
I think most people would be surprised to know how much I base my meal choice based on how much ketchup is involved.
February 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I think most people would be surprised to know how much I base my meal choice based on how much ketchup is involved.
I know it just makes me more hateable but I’m the type of person who tries to actually sing during karaoke and that’s why I refuse to go.
February 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I know it just makes me more hateable but I’m the type of person who tries to actually sing during karaoke and that’s why I refuse to go.
The fact that these are my Figma’s default colors is actually offensive.
😩 I lose pieces of my sanity anytime I have to look at violet and salmon
😩 I lose pieces of my sanity anytime I have to look at violet and salmon
February 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The fact that these are my Figma’s default colors is actually offensive.
😩 I lose pieces of my sanity anytime I have to look at violet and salmon
😩 I lose pieces of my sanity anytime I have to look at violet and salmon
This year, I’m using my time more wisely.
Used to spend hours on Instagram. Now I just spend hours leaving out virtual food and toys for virtual cats so I can take their picture.
Used to spend hours on Instagram. Now I just spend hours leaving out virtual food and toys for virtual cats so I can take their picture.
February 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This year, I’m using my time more wisely.
Used to spend hours on Instagram. Now I just spend hours leaving out virtual food and toys for virtual cats so I can take their picture.
Used to spend hours on Instagram. Now I just spend hours leaving out virtual food and toys for virtual cats so I can take their picture.
Before there was YouTube, there was America’s Funniest Home Videos.
February 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Before there was YouTube, there was America’s Funniest Home Videos.
Thinking of signing all of my business emails with a “Love,” sign off just to see how people respond.
February 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Thinking of signing all of my business emails with a “Love,” sign off just to see how people respond.
I’m the squeaky-shoe girl today ☹️
February 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I’m the squeaky-shoe girl today ☹️
My mother-in-law just sent me an article about how “Millennials are becoming Boomers” and honestly I’m trying to decide whether I want to be right or want to keep my family together.
January 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My mother-in-law just sent me an article about how “Millennials are becoming Boomers” and honestly I’m trying to decide whether I want to be right or want to keep my family together.
I don’t understand why anyone would attend a video meeting without headphones, but there’s a very special place in hell for those who do attend those meetings in public.
January 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I don’t understand why anyone would attend a video meeting without headphones, but there’s a very special place in hell for those who do attend those meetings in public.
Currently cooking my dog a perfectly balanced meal using fresh ingredients and local meats, while I shovel popcorn, chocolate, and cured meats into my face for dinner.
This is the definition of being a Millennial.
This is the definition of being a Millennial.
January 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Currently cooking my dog a perfectly balanced meal using fresh ingredients and local meats, while I shovel popcorn, chocolate, and cured meats into my face for dinner.
This is the definition of being a Millennial.
This is the definition of being a Millennial.
I’m so excited to have a void to shout into again!
January 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’m so excited to have a void to shout into again!