Jeannie
@ilinguine.bsky.social
silly banana in RI
limited followers so I am mostly speaking into the void don’t judge.
limited followers so I am mostly speaking into the void don’t judge.
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Jeannie
@ilinguine.bsky.social
· Nov 1
The name’s Ken Lima. I work for Boston Baked Beans. And I told my wife I was staying late at the office tonight. But I’d give my left kidney for a date with you!
three weeks of being run over. grant me some grace. I’m tired.
December 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
three weeks of being run over. grant me some grace. I’m tired.
I saw Marty Supreme and all of Timmy’s sex scenes filled me with jealousy. I’m not proud of myself. I’m coming out.. as attracted to dirtbags.
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I saw Marty Supreme and all of Timmy’s sex scenes filled me with jealousy. I’m not proud of myself. I’m coming out.. as attracted to dirtbags.
dream from ln. Warm. In a cove at beavertail. All of my friends. All happy. The waves were huge and thrilling. There was a tide pool full of tadpoles and new frogs.
December 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
dream from ln. Warm. In a cove at beavertail. All of my friends. All happy. The waves were huge and thrilling. There was a tide pool full of tadpoles and new frogs.
my wife browsing all the channels. Sees a Bob Ross 24 hr channel-then a Dr. Who 24 hr channel. Then exclaims Omg there’s a 24 hr Anger Management channel! sadly, no. twas the movie Anger Management.
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
my wife browsing all the channels. Sees a Bob Ross 24 hr channel-then a Dr. Who 24 hr channel. Then exclaims Omg there’s a 24 hr Anger Management channel! sadly, no. twas the movie Anger Management.
please share this fundraiser!
December 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
please share this fundraiser!
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Philadelphia Snack Bars Marble Brownie (2002-circa 2005): Individually wrapped fudge brownies, which were topped with a layer of cheesecake with a marbled chocolate swirl.
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Philadelphia Snack Bars Marble Brownie (2002-circa 2005): Individually wrapped fudge brownies, which were topped with a layer of cheesecake with a marbled chocolate swirl.
We are so cute howw could anyone wanna hurt us?
December 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
We are so cute howw could anyone wanna hurt us?
hopping back into NA in the morning. All flawed and knowing that winning and perfection are fake. That’s fine by me. I will be slinking below them into the kelp forest. covered in pink slime to help me pass through the obstacles. My insides are blue jello and I love them.
December 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
hopping back into NA in the morning. All flawed and knowing that winning and perfection are fake. That’s fine by me. I will be slinking below them into the kelp forest. covered in pink slime to help me pass through the obstacles. My insides are blue jello and I love them.
Crying with mascara running down my face in a bathroom stall at the bowling alley. kinda slay.
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Crying with mascara running down my face in a bathroom stall at the bowling alley. kinda slay.
feeling sour about a parking incident. She was wrong. My car was parked and turned off. But she backed into a post and blamed me. She yelled and I yelled back.
In my 20’s I would have felt so self righteous. In my 40’s I just feel bummed out.
Sorry lady. it sucks that you dented your car.
In my 20’s I would have felt so self righteous. In my 40’s I just feel bummed out.
Sorry lady. it sucks that you dented your car.
December 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
feeling sour about a parking incident. She was wrong. My car was parked and turned off. But she backed into a post and blamed me. She yelled and I yelled back.
In my 20’s I would have felt so self righteous. In my 40’s I just feel bummed out.
Sorry lady. it sucks that you dented your car.
In my 20’s I would have felt so self righteous. In my 40’s I just feel bummed out.
Sorry lady. it sucks that you dented your car.
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providence loves — my coworker and her family, including several children, lost everything in a house fire last week and it would mean the world to me if y’all could rally to help send her funds to replace her belongings and secure new housing. her cashapp is $lilliski, plz share <3<3
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
providence loves — my coworker and her family, including several children, lost everything in a house fire last week and it would mean the world to me if y’all could rally to help send her funds to replace her belongings and secure new housing. her cashapp is $lilliski, plz share <3<3
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
just a child getting through early wintertime
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
just a child getting through early wintertime
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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"Miles said her son and uncle were both detained by ICE agents who initially did not accept their tribal IDs before they were eventually let go."
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"Miles said her son and uncle were both detained by ICE agents who initially did not accept their tribal IDs before they were eventually let go."
It’s 4 pm on a Saturday and I am waiting for it to turn 8 pm so I can go to the grocery store after the crowd dies down. Saturday night used to mean something around here!
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It’s 4 pm on a Saturday and I am waiting for it to turn 8 pm so I can go to the grocery store after the crowd dies down. Saturday night used to mean something around here!
a picture that actually feels like me. idgaf if my breasts are bared.
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
a picture that actually feels like me. idgaf if my breasts are bared.
you better bets & butts!
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
you better bets & butts!
I left my lotion in the car!! my feet are in for a long night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I left my lotion in the car!! my feet are in for a long night.
The name’s Ken Lima. I work for Boston Baked Beans. And I told my wife I was staying late at the office tonight. But I’d give my left kidney for a date with you!
November 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The name’s Ken Lima. I work for Boston Baked Beans. And I told my wife I was staying late at the office tonight. But I’d give my left kidney for a date with you!
sweet mushroom goddess
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
sweet mushroom goddess