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31 | they/she/he | aroace agender lesbian | white | ffxiv dt 7.3 spoilers

hi i'm yoshi! i post whatever here. mostly ffxiv at the moment. :)

i mute ppl who use "fancy fonts" in their posts bc they sound horrible in screen readers (bit.ly/4pnfuNC)
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ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
i need more games where i can play as a kobold but too many of them are just horny and that's not what i'm after. i don't want curvacious purple women with horns and tails badly passed off as reptilian i want little freaklets who bite toes and stare at you like this
a still image taken from a doorbell security camera. at the top is a text from an app called "ring" that sends notifications from the users doorbell cam when it detects movement, the aforementioned text reading, "someone is at your door." below the notification is a grayscale picture of a frog staring directly into the security camera.
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
ok. ive never done this before. i had a lil too much fun though
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
ok im gonna go veg out at sports........ i took a new screenshot for her be nicesies <3
white background with black text that reads, "if you see this, name your favorite thing about this character's design." screenshot of my wol, l'aiha. she's smiling shyly up at the viewer. she has long blonde hair with brown spots on her ears, and brown "streaks" that are actually just more spots, but stretched out because the hair is so long. her skin is a middling brown color with freckles and a light yellow "smear" mark on her left cheek. her eyes are a bright, glowing gold, and they glow brighter around the edges. she has a crystal embedded into her forehead, decorated with golden metal "leaf" jewelry and a red gemstone in the middle. she has two small scars on her right cheek and across her nose. you can barely see one of her purple archon marks peeking out from behind her hair, and her azem memory crystal dangling from a necklace, half-hidden by a white collared blouse she wears under a red vest.
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
i love my tiny grandma catgirl........
height comparison between me (5'5" / 165cm) and my wol (5'5" / 155cm)
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
she canonically gets a little fucked up for a bit :') but she gets better
A Warrior of Light half-turned into a Lightwarden. She is covered in white and gold feathers, her brown skin cracked with glowing fissures. Her hair and eyes have been bleached white and gold respectively. The titlecard beneath her reads, "Forgiven Impiety. Philautia." A closeup. She says, "Forgive me. Your love will be our undoing."
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
my extremely funny oxycodone post btw (i took the same thing after my hysterectomy with like NO side effects, but i have lots of little annoying ones this time; but again, i was healthy for the hysterectomy. not so much going into an appendectomy 😂)
me: why am i so itchy drugs.com: it's an oxycodone side effect me: why is my mouth so dry drugs.com: also an oxycodone side effect me: why does all my food taste like metal drugs.com: still oxycodone me: why— drugs.com: oxycodone
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
hey. guess what i made 8 months ago.
y'shtola sitting in a rue med upscale of her extra DT trust outfit.
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
mine is :D a mess that makes sense to me. top row are canon creatures (not mammets) she has and/or mini versions of them, second is just. girlfriends. she would not have action figures of her girlfriends but she'd think theyre SOOOOOO cute. third is practical stuff i like to set down sometimes.
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
psoas/obturator signs, i didn't understand when i looked it up before going to the ER, but i believe how they tested these in the ER was when they had me lie on a table and they lifted my right leg and bend my knee so they could bring my thigh as close to my abdomen as possible. this hurt like FUCK.
an image taken from fmhub's pdf article "accute appendicitis: efficient diagnosis and management", demonstrating the psoas sign. in the image, a white person lies on their left side on a gray table, and their right leg, held straight from the knee down, is extended backwards towards their back, while the physician applies counter pressure to the right hip, indicated by a black star/asterisk. the psaos sign occurs when doing so causes pain in the lower right abdominal region. the text under the image reads: "the psaos sign. pain on passive extension of the right thigh. patient lies on left side. examiner extends patient's right thigh while applying counter resistance to the right hip (asterisk). illustrated by floyd e hosmer. reprinted with permission from hardin dm jr. accute appendicitis: review and update. am fam physician. 1999;60(7):2029." an image taken from fmhub's pdf article "accute appendicitis: efficient diagnosis and management", demonstrating the obturator sign. in the image, a white person lies on their back, with their right thigh pulled upwards towards their abdomen and their knee bent. their lower leg is moved outwards away from their prone left leg, while the physician applies resistance to the outside of their right knee, marked by a black star/asterisk, and thus rotating the thigh inwards. the obturator sign occurs when this causes pain in the lower right abdominal area. the text below the image reads: "the obturator sign. pain on passive internal rotation of the flexed thigh. examiner moves lower leg laterally while applying resistance to the lateral side of the knee (asterisk), resulting in internal rotation of the femur. illustrated by floyd e hosmer. reprinted with permission from hardin dm jr. accute appendicitis: review and update. am fam physician. 1999;60(7):2030." the text under the image reads: "the psaos sign. pain on passive extension of the right thigh. patient lies on left side. examiner extends patient's right thigh while applying counter resistance to the right hip (asterisk). illustrated by floyd e hosmer. reprinted with permission from hardin dm jr. accute appendicitis: review and update. am fam physician. 1999;60(7):2029."
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
mcburney's sign is often the first place doctors check, it's a guideline used to find "the most typical location of the appendix". it's a line drawn from a bony projection in your hip to your navel, then the distance is measured; the appendix is usually about two-thirds the distance from the navel.
a diagram taken from the wikipedia article on appendicitis, demonstrating mcburney's sign, used by doctors for locating the typical location of the appendix in the human body. the image is of a white, clean-shaven person's body; you can only see up to the bottom of their chest and the top of their crotch; no sex characteristics top or bottom are showing. they lie flat on a plain white table and their arms are relaxed at their sides. there is a straight black line photoedited onto the patient's right side (to the viewer's left) drawn from the frontwards protruding top of the hipbone (marked 3 on the image) to the navel (marked 2 on the image). along the line, one-third from the hipbone and two-thirds from the navel, is the appendix (marked 1 and further marked by a black dot). this is where the physician would place pressure on the body to see if the patient feels pain or tenderness upon their doing so.
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
every goddamn day
https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-the-we-should-improve-society-somewhat-comic-the-popular-panel-explained
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
brainstorming her m6s glamour. her big ass kingdom hearts ass shoes enchant me
screenshot of l'aiha's big ass fucking sneakers
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 AM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
(AND MY FIRST EVER CURRENT CONTENT SAVAGE CLEAR :D)
l'aiha in groovy sunglasses sitting on her yan mount shouting "REAL WINNERS EAT FROG LEGS"
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
WE CLEARED M5S MOTHERFUCKER IT'S BEEN FOUR GODDAMN MONTHS
SCREENSHOT OF DANCING GREEN (NPC) DEAD ON THE FLOOR AND DANCING GREEN (OUR REGEN HEALER) TAKING A SELFIE WITH HIM. AND SOME OTHER FUCKERS I GUESS
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
2 hrs to wash my hair and body.... everything hurts like fuck.... but im clean
squished crying emoji on the floor
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sad hamster meme with the dark souls verb nouned meme text reading "tuberculosis negative" over it
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
to summon the things that FIT those niche but fun rules so long as i am actively playing. and the fomo doesn't work on me if i'm not active in the game in any given period.

anyway, the niche but fun rules for this game are:
blue pikmin standing in a shallow pond. beside it are the words, "i'm zelda?"
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
hi i've been playing this and i really like it (ft my sister's character in the last pic. u can tell she's a billion levels higher than me LOL)
my infinity nikki character at level like 3 in her windy fighty outfit. flowy white and green dress and long blonde hair with a braid starting halfway down her back. her hands are gently clasped up near her face and she looks pleasantly surprised. there's a slightly half-dead garden behind her, but a field of pink flowers has recently reblossomed. nikki character again. she's looking up towards the sun with a hand raised to shade her eyes. she has a cute white blouse on with little seafoam blue details. a glowing gold butterfly is floating to her left. behind her is a cobbled stone bridge wall, and beyond that is the edge of where a lake and its bank meet. on the right is my nikki character again, gasping with a hand raised to her mouth, leaning forward at the hips with her other hand outstretched to her left side in surprise. beside her on the left is my sister's character dressed in a fantastic flowy vibrant pink ball gown that falls off the shoulders, with long white princess gloves and a tall tiara on her head, and big bright blonde curls falling freely down her back. she's dressed up like princess peach from super mario. behind our characters, across a calm lake, is a castle in the distance.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
lmao, speaking of
notification that my gmail app is crashing frequently
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
(labeled for major zelda totk spoilers via au of a canon event) u know her sin eater form was gonna be this right. like u know i had to do it to her
half-turned zelly alt with light dragon-y parts, namely glowing horns and spikes, gray and clawed hands, deer-like ears, and her fucked up purple-green-blue eyes.
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
also there's this thing
cat imprisoning (laying on) me
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
heheheheheheheehheheheehehehehehe
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
perhaps i am the smartest person alive
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
this is how you do it btw. need to open the vfx and mdl tabs in vfxedit and get the bind point id and bone parent from the bow's vfx and add them to the quiver's model. this theoretically should work with any other permanently sheathed item like samurai sheath, machinist battery thing, etc
screenshot of two open vfxedit windows. on the right is the vfx window, open on the "binders > properties > properties start > parameters" tab, with the "bind point id" text fields circled in red. inside the text fields reads the number "5" and the text "tip of weapon". on the right is the model window, open on the "bind points" tab. a new bind point has been created, and two text fields labeled "bind point id" and "bone parent" have been circled in red, with an arrow pointing from the first red circle at it. in the "bind point id" text field is the number "5" again, and in the "bone parent" text field is the words "tip of weapon". what this screenshot is illustrating is that, in order to get the bow's vfx to appear on the quiver's model, you need to take the number and bone name from the vfx window on the right and put it in the model window on the left.
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
ilikeyoshi.bsky.social
EUREKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (IT'S OFF CENTER BUT I CAN FIX THAT EASY THE POINT IS IT'S SHOWING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
my zelly alt with a glowy wavy light vfx on her quiver. it's misaligned, so it's floating up and to the left, not directly over and across the bow like it should be.
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM