Maddie Cohen
@iliketohave.fun
well I like to have fun - I try to not take life too seriously, no one gets out of here alive
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Went for a run at the park and got a guy’s number just with my smile 🙈
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Went for a run at the park and got a guy’s number just with my smile 🙈
I don’t get annoyed by much, but sauna DJs piss me off
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I don’t get annoyed by much, but sauna DJs piss me off
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them: “you’re a tease”
me:
me:
a woman in a suit says yes in a yellow circle
ALT: a woman in a suit says yes in a yellow circle
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
them: “you’re a tease”
me:
me:
I am both annoyed by, and in awe of, rich gays
Bc wtf do you mean you chartered a private helicopter to the peak of mt Everest ?!?!?!?!????????
Bc wtf do you mean you chartered a private helicopter to the peak of mt Everest ?!?!?!?!????????
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I am both annoyed by, and in awe of, rich gays
Bc wtf do you mean you chartered a private helicopter to the peak of mt Everest ?!?!?!?!????????
Bc wtf do you mean you chartered a private helicopter to the peak of mt Everest ?!?!?!?!????????
Honestly I’m due for a rewatch
I’ve seen it three times and I ugly cry every time
I’ve seen it three times and I ugly cry every time
i am writing a list of shows that im mad you haven’t seen and it starts with Veneno
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Honestly I’m due for a rewatch
I’ve seen it three times and I ugly cry every time
I’ve seen it three times and I ugly cry every time
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i am writing a list of shows that im mad you haven’t seen and it starts with Veneno
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i am writing a list of shows that im mad you haven’t seen and it starts with Veneno
Still can’t get over Mío Cristo Piange Diamanti - like WOW
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Still can’t get over Mío Cristo Piange Diamanti - like WOW
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Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump. n.pr/4p7hqKa
New Epstein emails appear to reveal more Trump ties
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump.
n.pr
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump. n.pr/4p7hqKa
One thing about me, if I see a photo opportunity I’m going to take it
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
One thing about me, if I see a photo opportunity I’m going to take it
A little late, but holy FUCK - this Rosalía album… oh… my… GOD
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A little late, but holy FUCK - this Rosalía album… oh… my… GOD
I forgot to take a selfie but I early voted last Wednesday - be sure to vote!!
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I forgot to take a selfie but I early voted last Wednesday - be sure to vote!!
Okay if you saw that you’re welcome
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Okay if you saw that you’re welcome
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feeling dysphoric but at least one dick is gone
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
feeling dysphoric but at least one dick is gone
I can’t believe this is how I found out Dick Cheney died
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I can’t believe this is how I found out Dick Cheney died
Spending my Saturday watching vintage 70s g*y p*rn on a projector
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Spending my Saturday watching vintage 70s g*y p*rn on a projector
Me year round
No shave November, but it’s with your bushes.
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Me year round
Kristi Gnome
Secretary of Gnomeland Security
Secretary of Gnomeland Security
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Kristi Gnome
Secretary of Gnomeland Security
Secretary of Gnomeland Security
When I don’t put product in my hair, I can see like 20 silver hairs, and honestly I’m so excited for my salt and pepper era
October 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
When I don’t put product in my hair, I can see like 20 silver hairs, and honestly I’m so excited for my salt and pepper era
That AI São Paulo song has such a chokehold on me it’s ridiculous
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
That AI São Paulo song has such a chokehold on me it’s ridiculous
Your MBTI isn’t as serious as you think it is, I promise
October 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Your MBTI isn’t as serious as you think it is, I promise
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dolly, you better be ok diva - i can't handle anything else ✨🙂↔️✨
October 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
dolly, you better be ok diva - i can't handle anything else ✨🙂↔️✨
Having a much needed and well-deserved spa day to myself at the Korean spa 💆🏻♀️🧖🏼♀️
October 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Having a much needed and well-deserved spa day to myself at the Korean spa 💆🏻♀️🧖🏼♀️
got to meet BUNT. last night
Omfg such an amazing show
Omfg such an amazing show
September 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
got to meet BUNT. last night
Omfg such an amazing show
Omfg such an amazing show
Just getting ready to go to my silly little job and do silly little statistics as we march steadily deeper and deeper every day into a religious ethnonationalist authoritarian totalitarian regime with people in power acquiescing to the regime’s will daily
September 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Just getting ready to go to my silly little job and do silly little statistics as we march steadily deeper and deeper every day into a religious ethnonationalist authoritarian totalitarian regime with people in power acquiescing to the regime’s will daily