I put my phone in my pocket but forgot to turn it off and when i looked at it again i was met with a shocking suprise...

guys in video games love to be like “hm. very well.”

Bisexual inspired bar idea;

They call ma bipolar the way i pull both ways🤑🤑🔥

See like how a magnet has the two poles that attract both north and south its like the same thing basically but sex n shit

Is that hard im pretty sure it is

Urg. Fuck that stupid gwitter bullshit amirite guys. Heh