Guardian-The Spectacular Sharkbait🦈🧪
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Guardian-The Spectacular Sharkbait🦈🧪
@ilikehardboileggs.bsky.social
You can't blend in when you're born to stand out

//ATSV//Marvel// MVRP//32yMun🔞MDNI
//Bio link below//
https://hardboileggs.carrd.co/
Written by http://merlin/
"What did they do to Kurt!? He's.......a markable plushie?

Wait?.........Is a Labubu even consider a plushie?"
She needs to make sure if it's a spreadable disease.
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
She gasp.
"Are you the Delivery person with my monthly subscription of Sexy single Shark Magazine?"
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"Really!?"
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Happy birthday mom ami he made dis just for your special day"
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
"Mon loving wifey Je miss you so."
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Bringing out the goods this year."
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"Where's my loving wifey"
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"Really?"
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"Stops you're making moi blush."
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
//When the table turnsand he's the next meal /silly
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
//well excuse me
When someone licks shark she takes that as a good thing
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social

"Je made dinner for my favorite blueberry~"
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
👁️👄👁️
"all mine~"
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
" je suis unfortunately going back to my roots in kidnapping and feeding random people... and they are free to run away, so
@particletimegod.bsky.social is da first of getting unlimited pizza...they look like they lived off dat stuff."
November 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
#SeductiveSunday
"One last costume, before Je go back to wearing heavy clothes~"
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
She can't wait for it💕
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"Heck yeah! merci Mon ami."
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Slowly,yet carefully hands over French silk brownies freshly made just for them.
"Je hope you like the french gourmet for my Ami."
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
"Its too coldto dress sexy for Halloween."
November 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"Surprise me with da color handsome."
October 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Trick or treat Mon ami💕"
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Slowly turns around.
"Je smell candy."
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"But Je work very hard on it, and it's very very warm."
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"Je have arrived for da candy dis is my costume."
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
🦈 I Officially have no more tooth pain...now November 4th...for the removal of my not only broken tooth,but the darn wisdom tooth that is oddly merge with it,soooo I don't know how wisdom teeth removal works like do you need both out? Or as long the one doesn't hurt or need extracted it be all good?
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM