Guardian-The Spectacular Sharkbait🦈🧪
@ilikehardboileggs.bsky.social
You can't blend in when you're born to stand out
//ATSV//Marvel// MVRP//32yMun🔞MDNI
//Bio link below//
https://hardboileggs.carrd.co/
Written by http://merlin/
//ATSV//Marvel// MVRP//32yMun🔞MDNI
//Bio link below//
https://hardboileggs.carrd.co/
Written by http://merlin/
Pinned
"In a world full of fish be a shark"
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"Non, je literally mean because people eat shark fin soup....I've been threatened to be turn into a few things especially shark fin soup ..."
Hey, you said it not me
Um......je guess?
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Non, je literally mean because people eat shark fin soup....I've been threatened to be turn into a few things especially shark fin soup ..."
Reposted by Guardian-The Spectacular Sharkbait🦈🧪
"𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘯. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦."
- 𝖣𝖬𝗌 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇, 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌.
- 𝖱𝗎𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗐.
- 𝖣𝖬𝗌 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇, 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌.
- 𝖱𝗎𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗐.
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘯. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦."
- 𝖣𝖬𝗌 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇, 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌.
- 𝖱𝗎𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗐.
- 𝖣𝖬𝗌 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇, 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌.
- 𝖱𝗎𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗐.
Reposted by Guardian-The Spectacular Sharkbait🦈🧪
//guys, it's almost 2026. Can we just
1) if we misunderstand something, dm the person to get it cleared up
2) let people write smut if they want
3) respect people's time
4) not be creeps to people
5) respect boundaries
It's not hard. Let us survive the rest of the year with no drama
1) if we misunderstand something, dm the person to get it cleared up
2) let people write smut if they want
3) respect people's time
4) not be creeps to people
5) respect boundaries
It's not hard. Let us survive the rest of the year with no drama
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
//guys, it's almost 2026. Can we just
1) if we misunderstand something, dm the person to get it cleared up
2) let people write smut if they want
3) respect people's time
4) not be creeps to people
5) respect boundaries
It's not hard. Let us survive the rest of the year with no drama
1) if we misunderstand something, dm the person to get it cleared up
2) let people write smut if they want
3) respect people's time
4) not be creeps to people
5) respect boundaries
It's not hard. Let us survive the rest of the year with no drama
Reposted by Guardian-The Spectacular Sharkbait🦈🧪
"Do it...Je got a bunch near where Je lived because Je feed them da leftovers no one eats or da homeless."
“I want a raccoon like a dog”
"Je normally would make a house thingy outside people use to keep cats warm during winter and make some raccoons to live there."
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"Do it...Je got a bunch near where Je lived because Je feed them da leftovers no one eats or da homeless."
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"Je expects to see your finest love tools you be using....I'm allergic to petunias and afraid of frogs.."
"Je expects to see your finest love tools you be using....I'm allergic to petunias and afraid of frogs.."
“Oh you have no idea~”
That forked tongue slides against Guardian’s cheek.
That forked tongue slides against Guardian’s cheek.
"Je can see your definitely da top in the relationship."
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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"Je expects to see your finest love tools you be using....I'm allergic to petunias and afraid of frogs.."
"Je expects to see your finest love tools you be using....I'm allergic to petunias and afraid of frogs.."
"Je normally would make a house thingy outside people use to keep cats warm during winter and make some raccoons to live there."
“My girlfriend won’t even let me get one!”
"Trash panda's.... beautiful creatures."
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"Je normally would make a house thingy outside people use to keep cats warm during winter and make some raccoons to live there."
"Trash panda's.... beautiful creatures."
“I want a raccoon”
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"Trash panda's.... beautiful creatures."
"Je can see your definitely da top in the relationship."
“I’ve done some pretty messed up things, like how I manipulated the X-Men into unleashing the Legion to eliminate the dark ones… the gods Belasco served.”
"Je unfortunately have da illnesses where my taste buds have bad taste for sexy villains...."
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"Je can see your definitely da top in the relationship."
"Je unfortunately have da illnesses where my taste buds have bad taste for sexy villains...."
She licks her lips with a demonic forked tongue.
“Then I should be right up your alley~”
“Then I should be right up your alley~”
"Dis is true, though you be surprised I'm actually a certified machine, and Monster fucker."
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"Je unfortunately have da illnesses where my taste buds have bad taste for sexy villains...."
"Dis is true, though you be surprised I'm actually a certified machine, and Monster fucker."
“If anyone can match your freak, it’s me.”
"will je ever find my soulmate match of freakiness one day..." 😔
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Dis is true, though you be surprised I'm actually a certified machine, and Monster fucker."
Um......je guess?
......kinky?
I'll gladly be covered in melted cheesey goodness with bacon bits on top of my dang dish.
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Um......je guess?
I'll gladly be covered in melted cheesey goodness with bacon bits on top of my dang dish.
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'll gladly be covered in melted cheesey goodness with bacon bits on top of my dang dish.
Being a shark ain't easy 😞
*tearfully* It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack.
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Being a shark ain't easy 😞
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"Winter wear? Yes please!"
"Winter wear? Yes please!"
Oh, I’ve got just the design in mind.
"Oh, ok Je guess Je could use new warmer clothes."
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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"Winter wear? Yes please!"
"Winter wear? Yes please!"
Reposted by Guardian-The Spectacular Sharkbait🦈🧪
𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂’𝒔 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒓
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂’𝒔 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒓
"paying taxes again, so je don't have to get a visit from da tax horse or give the tasty oat carrot cookies je made in da shape of da horse...."
@horse-does-taxes.bsky.social es.bsky.social
@horse-does-taxes.bsky.social es.bsky.social
Bluesky
es.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"paying taxes again, so je don't have to get a visit from da tax horse or give the tasty oat carrot cookies je made in da shape of da horse...."
@horse-does-taxes.bsky.social es.bsky.social
@horse-does-taxes.bsky.social es.bsky.social
"Oh, ok Je guess Je could use new warmer clothes."
No, sorry.
"Oh...
So no Hot single Shark Magazine?"
So no Hot single Shark Magazine?"
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"Oh, ok Je guess Je could use new warmer clothes."
"What did they do to Kurt!? He's.......a markable plushie?
Wait?.........Is a Labubu even consider a plushie?"
She needs to make sure if it's a spreadable disease.
Wait?.........Is a Labubu even consider a plushie?"
She needs to make sure if it's a spreadable disease.
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"What did they do to Kurt!? He's.......a markable plushie?
Wait?.........Is a Labubu even consider a plushie?"
She needs to make sure if it's a spreadable disease.
Wait?.........Is a Labubu even consider a plushie?"
She needs to make sure if it's a spreadable disease.
"Oh...
So no Hot single Shark Magazine?"
So no Hot single Shark Magazine?"
[ She’s a tad shocked. ]
No. I’m with the fashion industry.
No. I’m with the fashion industry.
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"Oh...
So no Hot single Shark Magazine?"
So no Hot single Shark Magazine?"
"Oh, Je enjoy Knittin too."
"I'm glad you liked it darlin'. I enjoy knittin' a lot. If you want anything else let me know."
Fred grinned as he watched her try on the sweater.
Fred grinned as he watched her try on the sweater.
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Oh, Je enjoy Knittin too."
"will je ever find my soulmate match of freakiness one day..." 😔
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"will je ever find my soulmate match of freakiness one day..." 😔
"je ate sentinel metal, and gained a few pounds....you can it was the junkyard of food's."
“Maybe, but we’re here breaking the curse of diet culture.”
"Da dream diet we will never solve." Sighs.
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"je ate sentinel metal, and gained a few pounds....you can it was the junkyard of food's."
"Da dream diet we will never solve." Sighs.
"Probably on the perfect macro ratio for their metabolism to get those gains."
"Dat lizard must of ate all their veggies huh?"
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Da dream diet we will never solve." Sighs.