I might be Zoloft: Devourer or darkness of some cringy shit like that.

This is you if you say anything bad in the comments

Starting a shitposting account for stress

These are the changes I'd make to the computer keyboard

- F key removed (this will reduce online swearing)
- E key becomes a second J key
- Spacebar becomes a third J key (most useful letter)
- Caps lock key becomes a panic button for when someone is trying to steal one of your shoes (but not both)

This is so me

Ghosted

Video games need a "We noticed you stopped playing this game six months ago but have picked it up again today. Here's a quick tutorial of all the basic controls you forgot and need to know in order to keep playing the game from this current point" feature

Every time i leave work i say “see you later” and not “see you tomorrow”