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Ursula K. PenGuin
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Librarian. Sad and weird in Ohio. They/them 🏳️‍⚧️
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Have you ever read the summary of the sequel to Forrest Gump? It is... there's a lot going on there. A couple short excerpts.
Once at Union Station in Washington, Forrest sees a homeless, handicapped man, who says he is Lt. Dan, who had fallen in with those who took advantage of him and absconded with his retirement money, leaving him bankrupt. On top of that, Dan has become half-blind. Forrest, not wishing to see Dan homeless, says they will work something out. Forrest soon meets with a Marine colonel who recruits Forrest into a clandestine mission to Iran. They meet with Ronald Reagan. On the mission itself, they meet Ayatollah Khomeini. The mission is discovered, and everyone disavows responsibility save for Forrest, who is jailed. Some time later, Forrest and the other prisoners are eligible for a work release program, to which they are put to work under a "religious rehabilitation" at Holy Land, along with John Hinckley Jr., where he accidentally exposes Jim Bakker's affair with his secretary. Forrest is deployed for the Gulf War, where he is reunited with Lt. Dan. His tank crew captures Saddam Hussein. Norman Schwarzkopf is shocked at this, while privately praising such initiative, he remarks they got all of them in trouble with President George H. W. Bush as it was not in the orders to get Saddam, and orders Saddam returned. They do so, taking Saddam to the outskirts of Baghdad. However, right afterwards they are hit by friendly fire. Forrest flees to safety, but not Lt. Dan, who says his time has come like all his ancestors who died in an American war.
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
ikiruined.bsky.social
I Don't Care For That.
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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solomonmissouri.bsky.social
"I can help some people"

GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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TWIST. www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
Kristen Bell Is the Star of a New FOX Jesus Podcast. No One Told Her
FOX's new Jesus podcast features Kristen Bell as the voice of Mary Magdalene. Bell, however, recorded the audio 15 years ago for a different project.
www.rollingstone.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ikiruined.bsky.social
Debating if I want to be passive aggressive and send this episode to everyone else in the book club
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
ikiruined.bsky.social
Oh man, that's gorgeous.
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
ikiruined.bsky.social
Literally my first thought. The most defensive reply imaginable to a guy messaging the world's preeminent pedophile about how he can fuck a student.
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
ikiruined.bsky.social
Listen, I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs, you do what you gotta do to get that nice pasta girl.
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
ikiruined.bsky.social
Is… is that the only way to get cacio e pepe where you are?
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
ikiruined.bsky.social
I really loved Kent State: Four Dead in Ohio by @derfbackderf.bsky.social

Also, The Lumumba Plot, by @stuartareid.bsky.social

And Crow Killer: The Saga of Liver-Eating Johnson by Raymond Thorp
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM