Ursula K. PenGuin
@ikiruined.bsky.social
Librarian. Sad and weird in Ohio. They/them 🏳️⚧️
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The Gobbler is back and my partner is so excited, it is beautiful.
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Gobbler is back and my partner is so excited, it is beautiful.
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Is this 7 years old? Yes. Is it only barely a selfie? Also yes. But I have basically no photos of myself and not a single one is cute, so this is what I got.
Is this 7 years old? Yes. Is it only barely a selfie? Also yes. But I have basically no photos of myself and not a single one is cute, so this is what I got.
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Is this 7 years old? Yes. Is it only barely a selfie? Also yes. But I have basically no photos of myself and not a single one is cute, so this is what I got.
Is this 7 years old? Yes. Is it only barely a selfie? Also yes. But I have basically no photos of myself and not a single one is cute, so this is what I got.
My #LastFourWatched, as I literally just got home from Predator: Badlands.
(Badlands rips by the way, it's basically Conan in space and it was so much fun)
(Badlands rips by the way, it's basically Conan in space and it was so much fun)
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My #LastFourWatched, as I literally just got home from Predator: Badlands.
(Badlands rips by the way, it's basically Conan in space and it was so much fun)
(Badlands rips by the way, it's basically Conan in space and it was so much fun)
Have you ever read the summary of the sequel to Forrest Gump? It is... there's a lot going on there. A couple short excerpts.
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Have you ever read the summary of the sequel to Forrest Gump? It is... there's a lot going on there. A couple short excerpts.
Driving by their house, blasting this song every morning.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Driving by their house, blasting this song every morning.
He's more critical later in the book, though not by as much as Updike deserves:
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
He's more critical later in the book, though not by as much as Updike deserves:
Definitely some recency bias here, though I also think Dragon Age had a real "boring man" problem for most of the series.
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Definitely some recency bias here, though I also think Dragon Age had a real "boring man" problem for most of the series.
My man is not getting into Mar a Lago looking like that…
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My man is not getting into Mar a Lago looking like that…
Goddammit Columbus.
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Goddammit Columbus.
Pictured: Chuck Schumer waiting for the Mamdani/Cuomo race results to start coming in.
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Pictured: Chuck Schumer waiting for the Mamdani/Cuomo race results to start coming in.
I’m sorry, there is a pro-Opus Dei movie in which Charlie Cox plays the heroic fascist founder of an ultra-authoritarian cult within Catholicism? And it is by the director of THE KILLING FIELDS?
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m sorry, there is a pro-Opus Dei movie in which Charlie Cox plays the heroic fascist founder of an ultra-authoritarian cult within Catholicism? And it is by the director of THE KILLING FIELDS?
If you want to see a truly great 'nuclear bomb heading for American' thriller, watch MIRACLE MILE. Phenomenal, underseen film, streaming on Tubi and MGM+ I think.
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If you want to see a truly great 'nuclear bomb heading for American' thriller, watch MIRACLE MILE. Phenomenal, underseen film, streaming on Tubi and MGM+ I think.
Took part in an overnight horror movie marathon this past weekend and had a blast. This was what we ended up watching -- the theme was "travel/stranger in a strange land."
October 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Took part in an overnight horror movie marathon this past weekend and had a blast. This was what we ended up watching -- the theme was "travel/stranger in a strange land."
A good book about Midgley (described after his death as a 'one man environmental disaster') and Alice Hamilton (who invented the field of industrial medicine and fought against Midgley's work all her life) is Daniel Stone's AMERICAN POISON
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
A good book about Midgley (described after his death as a 'one man environmental disaster') and Alice Hamilton (who invented the field of industrial medicine and fought against Midgley's work all her life) is Daniel Stone's AMERICAN POISON
Grokipedia will never be able to compete with the hilariously bugfuck weirdness of the human editors of Conservapedia.
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Grokipedia will never be able to compete with the hilariously bugfuck weirdness of the human editors of Conservapedia.
Millennial heart-hands vs Zoomer heart-hands
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Millennial heart-hands vs Zoomer heart-hands
I hope she's doing okay.
October 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I hope she's doing okay.
I still have a few unfinished side quests in Hades 2 but I’m ready for a good long break now haha
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I still have a few unfinished side quests in Hades 2 but I’m ready for a good long break now haha
I mean, c'mon man
October 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I mean, c'mon man
Shout out to Colleen Camp in CLUE, who is both funny AND has one of the all-time great racks in film history.
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Shout out to Colleen Camp in CLUE, who is both funny AND has one of the all-time great racks in film history.