I sort of took it as “god damn, one of us finally got one.” He’s like the only player with an actual edge that we’ve had in a long time. They have to bring him back this winter.

400,000 Mariners fans cheering on the injury at T-Mobile Park right now

When the camera shows Geno and Eric Young Jr. celebrating as he rounded 1st, you see Julio galloping around in the background and then the moment he realizes he wants to go get the trident. Lol

Can we skip the 3rd inning and add a 10th instead?

Top of the 3rd approaches

Is that a threat?

Uh no you aren’t pitching to Carpenter there under any circumstances

So you’re saying they disliked it so much that Hinch brought in some old friends to hook up some equipment mid-game allowing them to hit .900 over the course of 3 innings wow you’re a conspiracy theorist the cope in insane

I’ve been to a lot of Mariners games in my life and Jason Vargas was my Casey Mize for a long time

It is very real