Ike
@iketho.bsky.social
2018 and 2019 Knowing Which Way to Lean a Full Bag of Garbage So It Doesn’t Fall Over Champion
I am FURIOUS. (Congrats, Aaron. You’re totally deserving or whatever.)
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I am FURIOUS. (Congrats, Aaron. You’re totally deserving or whatever.)
“Jays in 4”
“We’ll give you 1, Jays in 5”
“It was always Jays in 6”
“Schneider choked, Jays in 7”
What if, what if it’s Mariners in 7?
“We’ll give you 1, Jays in 5”
“It was always Jays in 6”
“Schneider choked, Jays in 7”
What if, what if it’s Mariners in 7?
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“Jays in 4”
“We’ll give you 1, Jays in 5”
“It was always Jays in 6”
“Schneider choked, Jays in 7”
What if, what if it’s Mariners in 7?
“We’ll give you 1, Jays in 5”
“It was always Jays in 6”
“Schneider choked, Jays in 7”
What if, what if it’s Mariners in 7?
I’m ready for whatever happens today. (I’m not ready.)
October 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’m ready for whatever happens today. (I’m not ready.)
Reposted by Ike
Game 7 vibes
There is no path towards Something New for the Seattle Mariners that is not teeming with agony, pain, and misery beyond imagining. The nation will watch in horror as this team gives painful birth to our beautiful and terrible abomination.
This is how it was always going to be.
This is how it was always going to be.
In the light of day, the insistence on taking millions of fans into the yawning abyss of hell that is a 15-inning game seems pretty difficult to justify. What were the Mariners thinking?
October 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Game 7 vibes
We’re officially set up for Max Joy or Max Pain. Spin that frickin’ wheel, baby. Wouldn’t have it any other way. Go Mariners forever!
October 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We’re officially set up for Max Joy or Max Pain. Spin that frickin’ wheel, baby. Wouldn’t have it any other way. Go Mariners forever!
So when is game 3? Tomorrow?
October 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
So when is game 3? Tomorrow?
There are some Canadians here but would you believe it, there’s not as many as during the regular season. A shocker!
October 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
There are some Canadians here but would you believe it, there’s not as many as during the regular season. A shocker!
What an effort tonight. Let’s go!!!
October 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
What an effort tonight. Let’s go!!!
UW, Mariners, Kraken, and…
Looking at you tomorrow, Seahawks.
Looking at you tomorrow, Seahawks.
October 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
UW, Mariners, Kraken, and…
Looking at you tomorrow, Seahawks.
Looking at you tomorrow, Seahawks.
Obviously this all depends on what Woo’s status is but if he’s making the roster but not starting Game 1 I don’t think we see him before like game 5? So Miller, Castillo(?), Logan(?), Kirby, Woo? Really not sure how the 15 and 34 pitches for Luis and Logan respectively will affect their availability
October 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Obviously this all depends on what Woo’s status is but if he’s making the roster but not starting Game 1 I don’t think we see him before like game 5? So Miller, Castillo(?), Logan(?), Kirby, Woo? Really not sure how the 15 and 34 pitches for Luis and Logan respectively will affect their availability
I’m wearing the Mariners hat I wore during games 2 and 3. Unfortunately, I left without my hat before game 4 so it never touched my head that day. Wasn’t going to make that mistake again today. We’re alright.
October 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’m wearing the Mariners hat I wore during games 2 and 3. Unfortunately, I left without my hat before game 4 so it never touched my head that day. Wasn’t going to make that mistake again today. We’re alright.
When will our silly little solo homers be enough???
October 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
When will our silly little solo homers be enough???
I am unwell but I am also ok dying tonight
October 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I am unwell but I am also ok dying tonight
Florida, I need you to need Jedd Fisch.
October 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Florida, I need you to need Jedd Fisch.
I know the whole point of making content is engagement which is why every podcast clip is so ridiculous, but if your genuine MVP take is anything but “Player A is my MVP pick but I can see the case for Player B” then I don’t trust you.
October 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I know the whole point of making content is engagement which is why every podcast clip is so ridiculous, but if your genuine MVP take is anything but “Player A is my MVP pick but I can see the case for Player B” then I don’t trust you.
See THIS is why you don’t win divisions! Look what happens.
September 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
See THIS is why you don’t win divisions! Look what happens.
The kids who make TikTok edits are unstoppable
September 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The kids who make TikTok edits are unstoppable
How did we let the dumbest people on earth become the supervillains?
Hours after a shooting of ICE detainees, the FBI says “early evidence” of messages on the rounds are “anti-ICE in nature.”
Here is a picture FBI Director Kash Patel just tweeted of “the unspent shell casings recovered…engraved with the phrase ANTI ICE.”
Here is a picture FBI Director Kash Patel just tweeted of “the unspent shell casings recovered…engraved with the phrase ANTI ICE.”
September 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
How did we let the dumbest people on earth become the supervillains?
ESPN public leagues are WILD
September 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
ESPN public leagues are WILD
This is pretty insane. What a team.
September 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This is pretty insane. What a team.
I would like to be in the Saints division this season please.
September 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I would like to be in the Saints division this season please.