Noah Riffe
@ijusttake.photos
Sports fan in constant despair.
Producer/Host @lobbingscorchers.com
Producer/Host @lobbingscorchers.com
Seattle Mayor Elect Katie Wilson is featured on the front page of The New York Times today. (@wilsonforseattle.bsky.social)
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Seattle Mayor Elect Katie Wilson is featured on the front page of The New York Times today. (@wilsonforseattle.bsky.social)
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
LONG LIST OF LOSERS AND HATERS THAT I DON’T WISH WELL!
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
LONG LIST OF LOSERS AND HATERS THAT I DON’T WISH WELL!
CAN I TALK MY SHIT AGAIN?!
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
CAN I TALK MY SHIT AGAIN?!
Katie Wilson now leads by 1,346 votes!
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Katie Wilson now leads by 1,346 votes!
I am so sorry to call out @wesburdine.bsky.social but PHD in literature was trying to cook @lobbingscorchers.com about grammar and frankly I think you may need to hit the books again my friend! Nothing to do with speed and all to do with arc.
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I am so sorry to call out @wesburdine.bsky.social but PHD in literature was trying to cook @lobbingscorchers.com about grammar and frankly I think you may need to hit the books again my friend! Nothing to do with speed and all to do with arc.
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Seattle Sounders vs Minnesota United (the coughing baby somehow always wins)
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Seattle Sounders vs Minnesota United (the coughing baby somehow always wins)
Today is the day Seattle come hang out and get some pizza and beer!
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Today is the day Seattle come hang out and get some pizza and beer!
Obed Vargas on a random Monday night against Minnesota United.
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Obed Vargas on a random Monday night against Minnesota United.
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November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Just thinking about this right now
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Just thinking about this right now
I may have joked too close to the sun.
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I may have joked too close to the sun.
Lionel Messi believes soccer and MLS can become very popular in the U.S. But some changes will have to be made.
What changes does Messi think MLS should make? He answers.
“Well, for starters, we need to get rid of best of three first round playoff format.” Messi said.
What changes does Messi think MLS should make? He answers.
“Well, for starters, we need to get rid of best of three first round playoff format.” Messi said.
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Lionel Messi believes soccer and MLS can become very popular in the U.S. But some changes will have to be made.
What changes does Messi think MLS should make? He answers.
“Well, for starters, we need to get rid of best of three first round playoff format.” Messi said.
What changes does Messi think MLS should make? He answers.
“Well, for starters, we need to get rid of best of three first round playoff format.” Messi said.
Sounders coach seams a bit young no?
October 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Sounders coach seams a bit young no?
Greatest bumper sticker of all time
October 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Greatest bumper sticker of all time
