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abigail phoebe // scrumpy
@ijsbol.dev
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🌐 https://uwu.gal, https://abigail.sh & https://did.institute
computer science masters student and senior software developer and scientific researcher from 🇳🇱

lesbian shaped creature that will feed off your soul
they / them
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ya girlie has a proper job now as a scientific researcher at an ai lab in amsterdam :3
office entrance labeled “accending ai”
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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IEEE WHY ARE U RETURNING 418 GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Looks like there’s a problem with this site https://ieeexplore.ieee.org/document/11025690/ sent back an error. Error code: 418 I'm a teapot Check to make sure you’ve typed the website address correctly.
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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i’m having a magic attack
sign that says “turn panic into magic”
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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i fucking hate you. if you open an issue on github you better give the solution on github. don't tell me to go to ur discord. give me the answer on your issues page. and IF you tell me the answer is on discord, PROVIDE A MESSAGE LINK AND SERVER INVITE!!
[redacted] answered me on Discord. Thanks. I opened [other issue]
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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dear past me: fuck you!! this code is awful
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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HOW IS AWS DOWN AS WELL LMFAO WHAT
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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hey microsoft, buddy, how's 30% of your code being written by AI going?

oh? you took down prod? >_< all of azure is dead ?? >_<
uh oh!!! the latest windows 11 update also broke recovery mode :O ? oh no........ if only you hadn't laid off thousands of your engineers........

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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my exam revision literally involves modelling girls kissing
i can't make this shit up this is my actual, university provided, exam revision.
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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i'm out here completing side quests (this is my apartment housing chat)
whatsapp convo: Hi Girls, i found a green catepillar floating in my veggie pot... i poured it into the sink but i'm too scared to clean it. could any brave girl help me throw it into my trash bin? I'll treat you to ice cream and Coke" "Hey! sure, what's your apartment?" "Omg thank you!! I'll text you in private" My hand holding two items, a cola and a magnum ice cream.
October 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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EXCLUSIVE: An inside look into how Canvas (by Instructure) developers work to deliever the worst user interface humanly possible, used by millions of students worldwide.
a developer wearing a motercycle helmet and gloves at their desk
October 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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dpd, are you fucking kidding me?

what part of "DO NOT BEND" label means "bend and shove into small letterbox, rather than the designated parcel delievery area that every other parcel, including another you delievered on the same day, is left at"?

don't fucking bother delievering next time.
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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exploring amsterdam :3
trees in a park autumn trees canal and flowers
October 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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don’t let me near kitbys… i will take them home.
what is the process of adopting a stray cat from greece to the netherlands i have 2 hours
October 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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excuse me why is namemc there
google search for twitter returns x.com and a sub suggestion of namemc
October 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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oh that's ok microsoft i didn't want to check my emails anyway. please lmk when u fix ur azure autoscaling groups x
October 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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i updated the repo to include hourly, weekly and daily break downs too in addition to monthly
daily discord messages over time discord messages at specific hours of the day monthly discord messages weekly discord messages
October 2, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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i wrote a program to make a graph of my discord messages over time based on my data package

i also open sourced it github.com/ijsbol/disco...

kinda funky i like it
graph of my discord messages over the past 5 years
October 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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how dare you call me by my government name? i’m baby
how dare you call me by my government name? i’m baby
October 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Damn it’s today already? Whats next? Tomorrow? Fuck everything.
September 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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what if you wanted to know where you were, but the bus said:
photo of a bus stop screen thats linux boot looping
September 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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thank you canvas, my pronouns are indeed Non-Binary
September 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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well that's ass
A canvas notification saying: "YouTube Ads in Canvas : Starting September 21: Embedded YouTube videos in Canvas may start showing ads due to a new agreement between Instructure (Canvas) and YouTube. We’re sorry for any disruption this may cause while you’re studying or attending class."
September 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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if Anyone has something you say to me please dont say it . Thank You very much Good night
if Anyone has something you say to me please dont say it . Thank You very much Good night
September 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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i quoted him as he spoke this is getting out of hand.
"the frogs that end up on this side. well. tough luck! they have to uh - sorry - they have to swim left or right. and they hop. this is the hopping part. its a bit abreviated. and the third one that jumps is well, picked up. and kissed. oh. almost. almost made a little mistake. and kissed. and we go from the order in which these transitions happen by introducing second places. and we say well first jump one, then jump two, then jump three, then after jump three we swim. how do we feel about this? comments!"
September 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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oh lawd what the cat doin'
September 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM