abigail phoebe // scrumpy
@ijsbol.dev
🌐 https://uwu.gal, https://abigail.sh & https://did.institute
computer science masters student and senior software developer and scientific researcher from 🇳🇱
lesbian shaped creature that will feed off your soul
they / them
computer science masters student and senior software developer and scientific researcher from 🇳🇱
lesbian shaped creature that will feed off your soul
they / them
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abigail phoebe // scrumpy
@ijsbol.dev
· Jul 5
me rocking up to an event wearing my MyMelody cardigan and my Cinnamoroll bag, which contains:
-MyMelody passport holder
-Cinnamoroll umbrella
-Cinnamoroll water bottle
-Cinnamoroll electric fan
-Cinnamoroll hand fan
…with a Cinnamoroll and an Ado luggage tag dangling off each side…
im normal 🙂
-MyMelody passport holder
-Cinnamoroll umbrella
-Cinnamoroll water bottle
-Cinnamoroll electric fan
-Cinnamoroll hand fan
…with a Cinnamoroll and an Ado luggage tag dangling off each side…
im normal 🙂
who woulda thought that reverse engineering the spotify blend algorithm and then reimplementing it in tidal wouldn't be a straight forward process.................. anyway i am 90% done with this yes it'll be open source and also hosted on my website.
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
who woulda thought that reverse engineering the spotify blend algorithm and then reimplementing it in tidal wouldn't be a straight forward process.................. anyway i am 90% done with this yes it'll be open source and also hosted on my website.
ya girlie has a proper job now as a scientific researcher at an ai lab in amsterdam :3
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
ya girlie has a proper job now as a scientific researcher at an ai lab in amsterdam :3
chat, we’re gonna nuke an asteroid
NE2024YR4 has a 4% chance to hit the moon, which would surround earth in a debris field and thus fuck up future space flight for potentially decades, so they are gonna fucking nuke it 2029-2031 ish (probably).
i love science lol
ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citation...
NE2024YR4 has a 4% chance to hit the moon, which would surround earth in a debris field and thus fuck up future space flight for potentially decades, so they are gonna fucking nuke it 2029-2031 ish (probably).
i love science lol
ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citation...
ntrs.nasa.gov
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
chat, we’re gonna nuke an asteroid
NE2024YR4 has a 4% chance to hit the moon, which would surround earth in a debris field and thus fuck up future space flight for potentially decades, so they are gonna fucking nuke it 2029-2031 ish (probably).
i love science lol
ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citation...
NE2024YR4 has a 4% chance to hit the moon, which would surround earth in a debris field and thus fuck up future space flight for potentially decades, so they are gonna fucking nuke it 2029-2031 ish (probably).
i love science lol
ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citation...
idea: subscription bed service. if you cancel your subscription it has a 1/10 chance to just fucking crush and kill you in the night
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
idea: subscription bed service. if you cancel your subscription it has a 1/10 chance to just fucking crush and kill you in the night
IEEE WHY ARE U RETURNING 418 GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
IEEE WHY ARE U RETURNING 418 GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lecturer is screensharing his computer screen rn
desktop contains: "[]\'dfsz .tar.gz", "\c vbx", and "Old Firefox Data", his taskbar contains literally over 50 icons, 40 open programs, including but not limited to, skype and roblox
he has vscode open but is programming using nano in a terminal
desktop contains: "[]\'dfsz .tar.gz", "\c vbx", and "Old Firefox Data", his taskbar contains literally over 50 icons, 40 open programs, including but not limited to, skype and roblox
he has vscode open but is programming using nano in a terminal
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
lecturer is screensharing his computer screen rn
desktop contains: "[]\'dfsz .tar.gz", "\c vbx", and "Old Firefox Data", his taskbar contains literally over 50 icons, 40 open programs, including but not limited to, skype and roblox
he has vscode open but is programming using nano in a terminal
desktop contains: "[]\'dfsz .tar.gz", "\c vbx", and "Old Firefox Data", his taskbar contains literally over 50 icons, 40 open programs, including but not limited to, skype and roblox
he has vscode open but is programming using nano in a terminal
i would like to make it *fucking illegal* for developers to not count "/api/path/thing" and "/api/path/thing/" as the same.
that took way too long to figure out why i was 404ing
that took way too long to figure out why i was 404ing
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i would like to make it *fucking illegal* for developers to not count "/api/path/thing" and "/api/path/thing/" as the same.
that took way too long to figure out why i was 404ing
that took way too long to figure out why i was 404ing
found out spotify runs ICE recruitment ads and is defending it amid backlash. moved to tidal and cancelled my subscription.
only issue is that a load of jpop are songs missing, which is basically the main genre i listen to 😭 is this an importing issue or does tidal just not have that much jpop?
only issue is that a load of jpop are songs missing, which is basically the main genre i listen to 😭 is this an importing issue or does tidal just not have that much jpop?
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
found out spotify runs ICE recruitment ads and is defending it amid backlash. moved to tidal and cancelled my subscription.
only issue is that a load of jpop are songs missing, which is basically the main genre i listen to 😭 is this an importing issue or does tidal just not have that much jpop?
only issue is that a load of jpop are songs missing, which is basically the main genre i listen to 😭 is this an importing issue or does tidal just not have that much jpop?
>has paid apple tv account
>tires to pirate apple tv show on two different websites before i remember i can watch it legally
i did this yesterday with disney too 💀
>tires to pirate apple tv show on two different websites before i remember i can watch it legally
i did this yesterday with disney too 💀
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
>has paid apple tv account
>tires to pirate apple tv show on two different websites before i remember i can watch it legally
i did this yesterday with disney too 💀
>tires to pirate apple tv show on two different websites before i remember i can watch it legally
i did this yesterday with disney too 💀
outlook is such a shit piece of software. i just received a notification on my phone for an email - i open outlook to read it, the email is no where to be found. it’s just straight up not there. thanks, i didn’t want to read my emails anyway.
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
outlook is such a shit piece of software. i just received a notification on my phone for an email - i open outlook to read it, the email is no where to be found. it’s just straight up not there. thanks, i didn’t want to read my emails anyway.
i'm so glad that for my masters degree we are learning a theoretical modelling language that literally only has documentation in lecture slides and research papers focused on that language, rather than, literally fucking anything else.
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
i'm so glad that for my masters degree we are learning a theoretical modelling language that literally only has documentation in lecture slides and research papers focused on that language, rather than, literally fucking anything else.
>in lecture for database course
lecturer: "hmmm... we need an example... lets say gender... it's a very old school example... it doesn't work today.... but lets just assume we are old school... we're boomers.... so for gender we have male and female, yes i know that's wrong"
i love him
lecturer: "hmmm... we need an example... lets say gender... it's a very old school example... it doesn't work today.... but lets just assume we are old school... we're boomers.... so for gender we have male and female, yes i know that's wrong"
i love him
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
>in lecture for database course
lecturer: "hmmm... we need an example... lets say gender... it's a very old school example... it doesn't work today.... but lets just assume we are old school... we're boomers.... so for gender we have male and female, yes i know that's wrong"
i love him
lecturer: "hmmm... we need an example... lets say gender... it's a very old school example... it doesn't work today.... but lets just assume we are old school... we're boomers.... so for gender we have male and female, yes i know that's wrong"
i love him
i’m having a magic attack
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i’m having a magic attack
if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
>first day in office at new job
>sushi is ordered in for everyone
>yummy
>weird cucumber thing i haven't seen before
>i try it
>it was all fucking wasabi
>literally everything, pure wasabi
>i nearly fucking throw up
yeah my first day is going great incase anyone was wondering
>sushi is ordered in for everyone
>yummy
>weird cucumber thing i haven't seen before
>i try it
>it was all fucking wasabi
>literally everything, pure wasabi
>i nearly fucking throw up
yeah my first day is going great incase anyone was wondering
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
>first day in office at new job
>sushi is ordered in for everyone
>yummy
>weird cucumber thing i haven't seen before
>i try it
>it was all fucking wasabi
>literally everything, pure wasabi
>i nearly fucking throw up
yeah my first day is going great incase anyone was wondering
>sushi is ordered in for everyone
>yummy
>weird cucumber thing i haven't seen before
>i try it
>it was all fucking wasabi
>literally everything, pure wasabi
>i nearly fucking throw up
yeah my first day is going great incase anyone was wondering
i fucking hate you. if you open an issue on github you better give the solution on github. don't tell me to go to ur discord. give me the answer on your issues page. and IF you tell me the answer is on discord, PROVIDE A MESSAGE LINK AND SERVER INVITE!!
![[redacted] answered me on Discord. Thanks. I opened [other issue]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64epor2waumiw3pev5iaum2i/bafkreidd7s5neodq2tkadkh44uhwbkqboryr3y5fcd7orvowkbryasqkui@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i fucking hate you. if you open an issue on github you better give the solution on github. don't tell me to go to ur discord. give me the answer on your issues page. and IF you tell me the answer is on discord, PROVIDE A MESSAGE LINK AND SERVER INVITE!!
dear past me: fuck you!! this code is awful
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
dear past me: fuck you!! this code is awful
studying theoretical computer science will result in one of the following situations, in all cases:
1. here's 5 pages of complex math notation for what can be described in 1 written word sentence very easily.
OR
2. here's 5 pages of written words for what can be described in 1 line of math notation
1. here's 5 pages of complex math notation for what can be described in 1 written word sentence very easily.
OR
2. here's 5 pages of written words for what can be described in 1 line of math notation
October 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
studying theoretical computer science will result in one of the following situations, in all cases:
1. here's 5 pages of complex math notation for what can be described in 1 written word sentence very easily.
OR
2. here's 5 pages of written words for what can be described in 1 line of math notation
1. here's 5 pages of complex math notation for what can be described in 1 written word sentence very easily.
OR
2. here's 5 pages of written words for what can be described in 1 line of math notation
HOW IS AWS DOWN AS WELL LMFAO WHAT
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
HOW IS AWS DOWN AS WELL LMFAO WHAT
hey microsoft, buddy, how's 30% of your code being written by AI going?
oh? you took down prod? >_< all of azure is dead ?? >_<
uh oh!!! the latest windows 11 update also broke recovery mode :O ? oh no........ if only you hadn't laid off thousands of your engineers........
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
oh? you took down prod? >_< all of azure is dead ?? >_<
uh oh!!! the latest windows 11 update also broke recovery mode :O ? oh no........ if only you hadn't laid off thousands of your engineers........
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
hey microsoft, buddy, how's 30% of your code being written by AI going?
oh? you took down prod? >_< all of azure is dead ?? >_<
uh oh!!! the latest windows 11 update also broke recovery mode :O ? oh no........ if only you hadn't laid off thousands of your engineers........
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
oh? you took down prod? >_< all of azure is dead ?? >_<
uh oh!!! the latest windows 11 update also broke recovery mode :O ? oh no........ if only you hadn't laid off thousands of your engineers........
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
the step between a bachelors degree and a masters degree is so fucking funny because what do you mean this is such a niche and specalised concept that the only help on the entire fucking internet for this was written by my lecturers 😭😭😭
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
the step between a bachelors degree and a masters degree is so fucking funny because what do you mean this is such a niche and specalised concept that the only help on the entire fucking internet for this was written by my lecturers 😭😭😭
my exam revision literally involves modelling girls kissing
i can't make this shit up this is my actual, university provided, exam revision.
i can't make this shit up this is my actual, university provided, exam revision.
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
my exam revision literally involves modelling girls kissing
i can't make this shit up this is my actual, university provided, exam revision.
i can't make this shit up this is my actual, university provided, exam revision.
i love advanced theoretical mathematics
i am so glad this is what my degree is in
i have absolutely zero regrets about choosing this path
i was born to deploy kubernetes clusters...............
i am so glad this is what my degree is in
i have absolutely zero regrets about choosing this path
i was born to deploy kubernetes clusters...............
October 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i love advanced theoretical mathematics
i am so glad this is what my degree is in
i have absolutely zero regrets about choosing this path
i was born to deploy kubernetes clusters...............
i am so glad this is what my degree is in
i have absolutely zero regrets about choosing this path
i was born to deploy kubernetes clusters...............
epsilon frequent this, epsilon frequent that, streaming algorithm this, streaming algorithm that...............
computers were a fucking mistake.
computers were a fucking mistake.
October 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
epsilon frequent this, epsilon frequent that, streaming algorithm this, streaming algorithm that...............
computers were a fucking mistake.
computers were a fucking mistake.
it should be illegal to run university modules that are 90% closed-book exam. especially when that module is about computer algorithms.
like sorry but in what world am i *ever* going to need to recite this off the top of my head with zero access to the internet, or at the very least documentation?!
like sorry but in what world am i *ever* going to need to recite this off the top of my head with zero access to the internet, or at the very least documentation?!
October 27, 2025 at 10:52 AM
it should be illegal to run university modules that are 90% closed-book exam. especially when that module is about computer algorithms.
like sorry but in what world am i *ever* going to need to recite this off the top of my head with zero access to the internet, or at the very least documentation?!
like sorry but in what world am i *ever* going to need to recite this off the top of my head with zero access to the internet, or at the very least documentation?!