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Bitter and resentful, mostly in replies. Just pretend I'm an old friend you tolerate. Stolen PFP.
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@ihatehumans.bsky.social
· Apr 27
So aspirin, hair wax and *checks shopping list* a $1000 bottle of smooth antacid of 18 years
A completely normal stock graph of a completely normal publicly traded company.
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
A completely normal stock graph of a completely normal publicly traded company.
Indie Game The Movie lured me back in..
August 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Indie Game The Movie lured me back in..
Question for my two followers: A while ago I saw a video on YouTube. It was a cover version of "Jumper on the Line" by R.L. Burnside. It was performed with a bass sax, guitar and drums. The drummer was female and halfway through the video they toasted their glasses of whiskey. Where that video gone?
July 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Question for my two followers: A while ago I saw a video on YouTube. It was a cover version of "Jumper on the Line" by R.L. Burnside. It was performed with a bass sax, guitar and drums. The drummer was female and halfway through the video they toasted their glasses of whiskey. Where that video gone?
Whoever invented the "long-press" needs to be pinched in the balls for three seconds and tell us that wasn't too long.
June 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Whoever invented the "long-press" needs to be pinched in the balls for three seconds and tell us that wasn't too long.
Don't know who needs to hear this but if you rub some turpentine on your hands you'll get silky smooth fingers!
May 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Don't know who needs to hear this but if you rub some turpentine on your hands you'll get silky smooth fingers!
@dieworkwear.bsky.social Can you educate us on the Cravat? Back in the day, as a little kid, I remember being intrigued by this thing Basil Fawlty was wearing. It looks comfortable, warm and adds nice texture. Or is it an Ascot?? Is it seasonal? Can it be worn casually?
May 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social Can you educate us on the Cravat? Back in the day, as a little kid, I remember being intrigued by this thing Basil Fawlty was wearing. It looks comfortable, warm and adds nice texture. Or is it an Ascot?? Is it seasonal? Can it be worn casually?
Can we make Grok person of the year or something?
May 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Can we make Grok person of the year or something?
Twitter is not so bad anymore it turns out
May 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Twitter is not so bad anymore it turns out
Japan does many things better. Not the least of which is the helpful spreading of my disgusting toenail fungus.
May 2, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Japan does many things better. Not the least of which is the helpful spreading of my disgusting toenail fungus.
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Wii Wednesday, New Titles!
April 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Wii Wednesday, New Titles!
Reposted by Of course not
Ya’all, The Catholic Church could do the funniest thing - Biden is Catholic after all.
April 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Ya’all, The Catholic Church could do the funniest thing - Biden is Catholic after all.
So aspirin, hair wax and *checks shopping list* a $1000 bottle of smooth antacid of 18 years
April 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
So aspirin, hair wax and *checks shopping list* a $1000 bottle of smooth antacid of 18 years
People who click "Apply" and then "OK" deserve all the carpal tunnel syndrome they get
April 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
People who click "Apply" and then "OK" deserve all the carpal tunnel syndrome they get
Signal needs starred messages
March 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Signal needs starred messages
Stolen from the other place...
Brits know humor!
Brits know humor!
February 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Stolen from the other place...
Brits know humor!
Brits know humor!
I need to make a drawing titled "Socks, Dogs and Rocking Wool"
February 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I need to make a drawing titled "Socks, Dogs and Rocking Wool"
@croteam.com Nice to know that I've only become one hour stupider over the years. Great games, thanks!
January 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
@croteam.com Nice to know that I've only become one hour stupider over the years. Great games, thanks!
Blessed be thyne timeline
www2.nhk.or.jp/school/watch...
www2.nhk.or.jp/school/watch...
＃３ | テキシコー | NHK for School
魅力的な映像や楽しいアニメーションから、５つのプログラミング的思考（テキシコー）を楽しみながら育もう。
www2.nhk.or.jp
January 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Blessed be thyne timeline
www2.nhk.or.jp/school/watch...
www2.nhk.or.jp/school/watch...
He has clipped through the environment
January 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
He has clipped through the environment
This is the running start nobody was expecting
How many of you heard about a Tesla exploding yesterday and figured it was just a Tesla being a Tesla?
January 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is the running start nobody was expecting
Google calendar finally letting you get rid of this stupid feature nobody wants.
January 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Google calendar finally letting you get rid of this stupid feature nobody wants.
What old man's eye?
January 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What old man's eye?
How to easily share files within your home network:
December 29, 2024 at 11:03 PM
How to easily share files within your home network:
Boeing really killing it this year
December 29, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Boeing really killing it this year
On this very special day, no matter where you are, what your religion is, or who you voted for, merry my ass bitches.
December 25, 2024 at 11:58 AM
On this very special day, no matter where you are, what your religion is, or who you voted for, merry my ass bitches.