Heather
@ihateheather.bsky.social
She/Her 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Slightly Toxic
I'm not funny, if you think I'm funny seek help immediately.
Slightly Toxic
I'm not funny, if you think I'm funny seek help immediately.
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It's time for a holiday season #promosky
Hi I'm Heather, mostly I snarkpost about annoying things.
🚩⚠️☢ Chronic politics-talker (please stop me)
(｡◕‿◕｡)
26 -- She/Her 🏳️⚧️
🌃 Night Shift Girly
🖤 PC Gaming
🖤 Stardew (+ similar)
🖤 D&D
🖤 Fantasy + SciFi
🖤 Cat Person
Be a babe and toss me a 💙
Hi I'm Heather, mostly I snarkpost about annoying things.
🚩⚠️☢ Chronic politics-talker (please stop me)
(｡◕‿◕｡)
26 -- She/Her 🏳️⚧️
🌃 Night Shift Girly
🖤 PC Gaming
🖤 Stardew (+ similar)
🖤 D&D
🖤 Fantasy + SciFi
🖤 Cat Person
Be a babe and toss me a 💙
Women in their 30s. iykyk
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Women in their 30s. iykyk
Chat the friend group has informed me that I am, so they say, "a judgy, gatekeepy bitch"
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Chat the friend group has informed me that I am, so they say, "a judgy, gatekeepy bitch"
Even a beard didn't make Mike Johnson look like less of a keebler elf
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Even a beard didn't make Mike Johnson look like less of a keebler elf
I'm having a normal one today as you can see
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm having a normal one today as you can see
I am now a single-issue voter. I will vote for anyone who promises to tar and feather anyone who makes an ad that pretends to be a tiktok
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I am now a single-issue voter. I will vote for anyone who promises to tar and feather anyone who makes an ad that pretends to be a tiktok
You may be wondering what the impetus for this flurry of posts about ads may have been. I got an ad for a cringe ahh Harry Potter audiobook right after an ad for a med for idontgiveafuckitis while I was trying to vibe and now I'm crashing out
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You may be wondering what the impetus for this flurry of posts about ads may have been. I got an ad for a cringe ahh Harry Potter audiobook right after an ad for a med for idontgiveafuckitis while I was trying to vibe and now I'm crashing out
A mid-roll ad every like 3 minutes is insane. I've gotten them like 45 seconds apart recently even. At least ads on cable TV had the decency to be a little bit entertaining
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A mid-roll ad every like 3 minutes is insane. I've gotten them like 45 seconds apart recently even. At least ads on cable TV had the decency to be a little bit entertaining
I once got an entire episode of The Clone Wars as an ad. What's up with that?
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I once got an entire episode of The Clone Wars as an ad. What's up with that?
If I see one more "we made that fake game real" ad I stg I'm gonna lose it. Actually just gonna go postal
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If I see one more "we made that fake game real" ad I stg I'm gonna lose it. Actually just gonna go postal
Ngl I'd take a lot less umbrage with the increasing aggression of ad placement on YouTube if it weren't 100% the most slop ads ever
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ngl I'd take a lot less umbrage with the increasing aggression of ad placement on YouTube if it weren't 100% the most slop ads ever
It's time for a holiday season #promosky
Hi I'm Heather, mostly I snarkpost about annoying things.
🚩⚠️☢ Chronic politics-talker (please stop me)
(｡◕‿◕｡)
26 -- She/Her 🏳️⚧️
🌃 Night Shift Girly
🖤 PC Gaming
🖤 Stardew (+ similar)
🖤 D&D
🖤 Fantasy + SciFi
🖤 Cat Person
Be a babe and toss me a 💙
Hi I'm Heather, mostly I snarkpost about annoying things.
🚩⚠️☢ Chronic politics-talker (please stop me)
(｡◕‿◕｡)
26 -- She/Her 🏳️⚧️
🌃 Night Shift Girly
🖤 PC Gaming
🖤 Stardew (+ similar)
🖤 D&D
🖤 Fantasy + SciFi
🖤 Cat Person
Be a babe and toss me a 💙
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It's time for a holiday season #promosky
Hi I'm Heather, mostly I snarkpost about annoying things.
🚩⚠️☢ Chronic politics-talker (please stop me)
(｡◕‿◕｡)
26 -- She/Her 🏳️⚧️
🌃 Night Shift Girly
🖤 PC Gaming
🖤 Stardew (+ similar)
🖤 D&D
🖤 Fantasy + SciFi
🖤 Cat Person
Be a babe and toss me a 💙
Hi I'm Heather, mostly I snarkpost about annoying things.
🚩⚠️☢ Chronic politics-talker (please stop me)
(｡◕‿◕｡)
26 -- She/Her 🏳️⚧️
🌃 Night Shift Girly
🖤 PC Gaming
🖤 Stardew (+ similar)
🖤 D&D
🖤 Fantasy + SciFi
🖤 Cat Person
Be a babe and toss me a 💙
Karoline Leavitt's upper lip just keeps getting smaller
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Karoline Leavitt's upper lip just keeps getting smaller
Deeply concerning to see some celebrities bringing back the 2000s malnourished skeleton look. Let's not go back to that
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Deeply concerning to see some celebrities bringing back the 2000s malnourished skeleton look. Let's not go back to that
Reposted by Heather
I took a nap and had a dream about a game I used to play on PS2 when I was like 7.
Related: I must acquire a Playstation 2 posthaste
Related: I must acquire a Playstation 2 posthaste
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I took a nap and had a dream about a game I used to play on PS2 when I was like 7.
Related: I must acquire a Playstation 2 posthaste
Related: I must acquire a Playstation 2 posthaste
Seeing a lot of talk re: Trump now telling GOP to vote for the release of the files. I don't think it's that they've "scrubbed" the files (there are most certainly copies making scrubbing/destroying them unlikely). I think there's just another plan to delay. Save face now, then delay, delay, delay.
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Seeing a lot of talk re: Trump now telling GOP to vote for the release of the files. I don't think it's that they've "scrubbed" the files (there are most certainly copies making scrubbing/destroying them unlikely). I think there's just another plan to delay. Save face now, then delay, delay, delay.
Reposted by Heather
i would like to pull a huge lever that makes a KA-CHUNK sound
i think that would solve a lot of my problems
i think that would solve a lot of my problems
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i would like to pull a huge lever that makes a KA-CHUNK sound
i think that would solve a lot of my problems
i think that would solve a lot of my problems
Anyone who thinks a 15 year old isn't a child didn't develop that part of the brain that makes everyone under 21 look like toddlers.
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Anyone who thinks a 15 year old isn't a child didn't develop that part of the brain that makes everyone under 21 look like toddlers.
Reposted by Heather
trans people are cool as fuck
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
trans people are cool as fuck
Guys my very much uninvolved mother just sent me an AI meme of Bill Clinton shoving a hot dog in Trump's mouth. Pack it up, it's been a real slice, time to call it
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Guys my very much uninvolved mother just sent me an AI meme of Bill Clinton shoving a hot dog in Trump's mouth. Pack it up, it's been a real slice, time to call it
So you know how at the end of the Lion King the Hyenas all turn on Scar? I'm not gonna elaborate but I think we're seeing signs.
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
So you know how at the end of the Lion King the Hyenas all turn on Scar? I'm not gonna elaborate but I think we're seeing signs.
My conspiracy theory is that Stephen Colbert and Mike Johnson are the same guy, and that guy is President Hathaway from Monsters vs Aliens. My evidence is that Stephen Colbert played him in the movie and that's pretty much proof
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
My conspiracy theory is that Stephen Colbert and Mike Johnson are the same guy, and that guy is President Hathaway from Monsters vs Aliens. My evidence is that Stephen Colbert played him in the movie and that's pretty much proof
I take it back he's apparently blaring Phantom of the Opera out the white house windows. Diva down, babe's in crisis.
We are one more scandal away from Trump making a Wile E Coyote type contraption to try and capture George Soros
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I take it back he's apparently blaring Phantom of the Opera out the white house windows. Diva down, babe's in crisis.
Trump gobbled on Clinton's turkey like Thanksgiving send tweet
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Trump gobbled on Clinton's turkey like Thanksgiving send tweet