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Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
What did Michael Jackson name his denim store? Billy Jeans!
January 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
What did Michael Jackson name his denim store? Billy Jeans!
Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.
"What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing.
January 11, 2026 at 3:40 PM
"What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing.
Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is
not worth sending.
not worth sending.
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is
not worth sending.
not worth sending.
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.
January 11, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm
as intelligent as ever.
-- Samuel Beckett, "Endgame"
as intelligent as ever.
-- Samuel Beckett, "Endgame"
January 11, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm
as intelligent as ever.
-- Samuel Beckett, "Endgame"
as intelligent as ever.
-- Samuel Beckett, "Endgame"
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
January 11, 2026 at 6:00 AM
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to
metal objects which are not fastened down.
metal objects which are not fastened down.
January 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to
metal objects which are not fastened down.
metal objects which are not fastened down.
Your present plans will be successful.
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Your present plans will be successful.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
January 10, 2026 at 9:50 AM
What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.
January 10, 2026 at 7:00 AM
What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
January 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
It was so cold yesterday my computer froze. My own fault though, I left too many windows open.
January 9, 2026 at 9:50 AM
It was so cold yesterday my computer froze. My own fault though, I left too many windows open.
That secret you've been guarding, isn't.
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
That secret you've been guarding, isn't.
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.
January 8, 2026 at 7:20 AM
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
January 8, 2026 at 5:50 AM
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.
January 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.
Keep it short for pithy sake.
January 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Keep it short for pithy sake.
Don't get to bragging.
January 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Don't get to bragging.
I do desire we may be better strangers.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
January 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I do desire we may be better strangers.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
*Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back"
January 7, 2026 at 12:00 PM
*Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back"
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
January 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.