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How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.
January 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #15
A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?
A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?
January 17, 2026 at 11:20 AM
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #15
A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?
A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
January 17, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
January 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.
A: Yogurt has culture.
January 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.
A: Yogurt has culture.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
January 16, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
You will soon forget this.
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 AM
You will soon forget this.
I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.
January 16, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.
Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!
January 16, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!
You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his
argument.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
argument.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his
argument.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
argument.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
January 16, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Q: What is purple and conquered the world?
A: Alexander the Grape.
A: Alexander the Grape.
January 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Q: What is purple and conquered the world?
A: Alexander the Grape.
A: Alexander the Grape.
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
I boiled a funny bone last night and had a laughing stock
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I boiled a funny bone last night and had a laughing stock
To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 AM
To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite... when I got home I realized I'd only picked seven up
January 15, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite... when I got home I realized I'd only picked seven up
Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
A: 9 edge down.
A: 9 edge down.
January 14, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
A: 9 edge down.
A: 9 edge down.
Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything.
Some think it is the voice of God.
-- Mark Twain
Some think it is the voice of God.
-- Mark Twain
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything.
Some think it is the voice of God.
-- Mark Twain
Some think it is the voice of God.
-- Mark Twain
There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
January 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
Just to have it is enough.
January 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Just to have it is enough.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
January 14, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.