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If you told me Michael Bublé was ventriloquisting everyone else on The Voice, I would believe you.
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
If you told me Michael Bublé was ventriloquisting everyone else on The Voice, I would believe you.
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Guillermo del Toro putting leaves inside a house that came in through the busted roof even though there are no trees outside in Frankenstein after people complained about him doing that in Crimson Peak.
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Guillermo del Toro putting leaves inside a house that came in through the busted roof even though there are no trees outside in Frankenstein after people complained about him doing that in Crimson Peak.
"The thing about dinosaurs is that you can't dismiss them" !!??
May 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"The thing about dinosaurs is that you can't dismiss them" !!??
"a legacy creature like the T-Rex"
May 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"a legacy creature like the T-Rex"
Do you guys remember when everything was Wicked?
May 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Do you guys remember when everything was Wicked?
The vibe I'm always going for is 'nudging a meatball toward you'
April 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The vibe I'm always going for is 'nudging a meatball toward you'
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Me when I don’t have time to marinate meat: marinating is a scam that does not work.
Me when I marinate meat: Look at me, I am a chef.
Me when I marinate meat: Look at me, I am a chef.
March 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Me when I don’t have time to marinate meat: marinating is a scam that does not work.
Me when I marinate meat: Look at me, I am a chef.
Me when I marinate meat: Look at me, I am a chef.
When it says *nudity* in the Reacher content warnings
March 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
When it says *nudity* in the Reacher content warnings
It's 50°, is the world ready to see my legs?
March 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It's 50°, is the world ready to see my legs?
It's chicken salad, but we put hi-bounce balls in it.
March 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It's chicken salad, but we put hi-bounce balls in it.
If I could time travel, I would literally just shop and eat.
March 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If I could time travel, I would literally just shop and eat.
Is 5'8" "short-king season"?
February 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Is 5'8" "short-king season"?
Cursed to find bug legs in bagged salads.
February 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Cursed to find bug legs in bagged salads.
Wendy's spicy chicken <3
February 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Wendy's spicy chicken <3
What do you mean you've never had a Wendy's spicy chicken?
February 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What do you mean you've never had a Wendy's spicy chicken?
A Wendy's spicy chicken is a really, really good little treat!
February 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A Wendy's spicy chicken is a really, really good little treat!
A Wendy's spicy chicken is not as good as a Wendy's spicy chicken used to be, but a Wendy's spicy chicken is still really, really good.
February 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Wendy's spicy chicken is not as good as a Wendy's spicy chicken used to be, but a Wendy's spicy chicken is still really, really good.
I love when a detective in a show pauses right before putting an object into an evidence bag so we can see what it is.
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I love when a detective in a show pauses right before putting an object into an evidence bag so we can see what it is.
Celebrities: Can They Be Outside?
January 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Celebrities: Can They Be Outside?
I miss craft shows on HGTV
January 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I miss craft shows on HGTV
Basic Economy is like "you can be on this plane, but don't you fucking look at anyone"
January 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Basic Economy is like "you can be on this plane, but don't you fucking look at anyone"
I only want to watch videos about holiday cookie boxes and Greedy Peasant's Snapsmas Tree content.
December 20, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I only want to watch videos about holiday cookie boxes and Greedy Peasant's Snapsmas Tree content.
It's not the first time I've panic ordered two Original Chicken Sandwiches at Burger King and it won't be the last
November 24, 2024 at 5:49 PM
It's not the first time I've panic ordered two Original Chicken Sandwiches at Burger King and it won't be the last
Starting to think that maybe buying the Assassins soundtrack for my 11 year old cousin was too big a swing.
November 18, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Starting to think that maybe buying the Assassins soundtrack for my 11 year old cousin was too big a swing.
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I’m watching Thomas and Friends with Ronan and I like how they made some of the trains hot
November 17, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I’m watching Thomas and Friends with Ronan and I like how they made some of the trains hot