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NUFC.
Old school socialist.
Old school Punk.
Old skool Rap.
Old school body.

Oh, and skiing.
Maybe cholesterol has done its job?
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Anything about the big fat white gammon offender on GBeebies?
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE! I have THE LOT on DVD. The DVD player is obsolete apart from the yearly POGLES showing.
We particularly like the Witch and the Boot.
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Jeebus! My lass sings that to me from the living room when I ask her what delicacy she would like me to produce from my kitchen
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Pogle's Wood
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Get the little beast on to Pogles Wood...... She'll thank you for ever
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Robin had the best voice
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Not too sure mind. I'm just finishing playing poker with 3 lovely Germans in Tenerife. They're all medical professionals and. they're clueless and also couldn't give a flying one about it.
Is it because we speak and report in the same language?
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Hang him...
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You've failed to mention the dog. The dog normally has more say in which property is bought. "It has to be right for Jasper"
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I've watched every minute he's played for us (Elanga) and I don't think football is his sport. We've had our pants down over him.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
That should be "lock up"
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
When I was 20 I went to Spain with my mates. My Mam put (for some reason known only to her) teabags and powdered milk in my luggage. The resulting interrogation in Gerona airport customs lick up about the white powder in a clear plastic bag still gives me nightmares 😂
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Nor the Greens. The way the BBC platform R*form you'd think they were the main opposition party.
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Jeebus! Don't get me started on that weasel mouthed worm.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Channel 4 News seems to be the best for me. Unlike the BBC "reporters" who pass their own opinions on what's happening they just report on what has happened and let you form your own opinion
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Careful now! That's seditious on here.
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
OK, But this is R football NO?
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
No striker at all. Nothing, Zero, Zilch, Nada up front.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
OK but really not possible. Wissa hasn't kicked a ball for us yet. I think Eddie is on borrowed time here.
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
As much as Elanga IMO. It's not his fault, he's not a 9.But but still
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Even more rubbisher
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM