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NUFC.
Old school socialist.
Old school Punk.
Old skool Rap.
Old school body.

Oh, and skiing.
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Hate is never satisfied until it destroys everything.
I can’t get my head around this. Cold blooded murder. There is no excuse. None.
If you voted for him. No sympathy. If you’re thinking of voting for the UK version of him. You reap what you sow.
Spoiler alert. Putin is also a twat.
Strong men don’t behave like this. Toddlers do.
January 24, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Board of Peace - Season 1
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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Pele was decent but I never saw him bend a header.
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 AM
#TheTraitors He had 5 chances to shank Rachel, but what a bloke! Kept his word.
January 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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Has Wissa got a chant yet? #NUFC
January 23, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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I feel like the lion roar on the MGM logo for the Masters of the Universe trailer should have been Cringer/BattleKat. Missed a trick there.
a cartoon character is standing next to a tiger with his mouth open .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a tiger with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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👶 Leonardo’s first time at St James’ Park last night, watching his daddy play Champions League football ⚽️✨

#NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL #FBLifestyle
Paul | Magpie 24/7
January 22, 2026 at 11:57 AM
#NUFC #HTL Hmmm?
Well deserved, Wiss! 👏
January 21, 2026 at 10:20 PM
#NUFC Give him the No 9 shirt! #HTL

BA9NES
January 21, 2026 at 10:18 PM
#NUFC Wor Captain #HTL
January 21, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Farage failed to declare over £380,000 in outside earnings on top of his MP's salary.

He's lining his pockets when he should be standing up for Britain.

www.parliament.uk/globalassets...
January 21, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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Whatever Farage says, remember this tweet
January 20, 2026 at 12:49 PM
It'll be a good excuse for accepting the "gift" from Qatar
January 21, 2026 at 10:07 AM
#NUFC Well, we didn't lose I suppose.
January 18, 2026 at 3:57 PM
#NUFC The problem is we just continue to play the same way, same system even when it's not working. Howe doesn't seem to have a Plan B
January 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
#NUFC Sandro off and Miley on maybe?
January 18, 2026 at 3:17 PM
#NUFC Apart from hoofing crosses in to a non-existent striker I can't see what we're supposed to be doing or even trying to do.
January 18, 2026 at 2:37 PM
#NUFC I'm getting the feeling that Big Nick isn't actually a striker after all.
January 18, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Big Nick will never get a foul awarded
January 18, 2026 at 2:12 PM
#BBCNews Get this snivelling Tory shite Chris Mason off.
January 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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We cannot catch a break man, so many unlucky deflections and bounces in their box, they get one deflected cross and it falls straight to Semenyo to tap in ffs 😭 #NUFC #NEWMCI
January 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Turns out VAR disallowed the second goal after realising it was scored by a Bournemouth player.
#NUFC
January 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM