I'm guessing clutch pizza guy

Oh I'm certain those traps are natty, sure bro

Oh we went to the animal fair
The monkey and Toocan were there...

Fun facts! Trump is saying the ballroom is going to cost 100m more than he quoted!

Also he hasn't submitted any blueprints!

Also the prez bunker is under...oh gosh, the east wing!

Not concerned at all

" woke Hoover guy" implies the existence of a chud hoover guy

Infected with covid via fart?

Backup cameras for cars

Establishment dem reaction: well, we will just have to vote him out in 28 I guess. <act blue link>

forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you

Is there no standing because no president has ever done anything so stupid before or is there some more outrageous reason?

These are probably the same people that think that DoorDash is a service designed to help the elderly and disabled to get food.

The twitter knockoff maker has opinions guys