Lewis
ifthenelseor.bsky.social
Lewis
@ifthenelseor.bsky.social
Here for speculative fiction, tabletop games, non-tabletop games, LARP, and telling artists how much I like what they're posting. Some fanart, also. Find my longform writing on these topics at https://law-of-fives.com/
The Bag of Eight Mistakes:
1. what is chain stitch
2. what's historical accuracy
3. lining inside out
4. should not have sewn the band in that high
5. holes for drawstrings BEFORE the lining
6. fingerloop braiding in the dark
7. tassels shorter than expected
8. how TF do I wrap a tassel
March 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Spotting a fellow RPG fan -> about two hours -> there are now too many index cards.

This game of Microscope brought to you by waiting to get called for jury duty.
March 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Gotta be bad at something before you're good at it. And oh boy, are my chain stitches irregular. :D
February 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ongoing English Muffin baking attempts have finally produced some proper nooks and crannies. Little bit of extra protein and water did the trick.
January 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
medieval-style drawstring purse in progress. I can always use another craft project, right?
January 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
First intercon waitlist slot ticking over into a signup... probably not the last.
January 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Still thinking about a discord discussion on finishing games-- ideas are easy, writing the fun parts is easy, but very few people say finishing is easy. One of my preferred tools is milestones. I'm at 22/30 short character descriptions in my current project, so close to the milestone that it ITCHES.
December 18, 2024 at 1:23 PM
December 2, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Sometimes I am tempted to score my life by how many people are using my drawings of them or their characters as profile pictures.
November 26, 2024 at 4:29 PM
My window box herb garden, a memory of greener seasons.
November 21, 2024 at 1:16 PM
One of my more tasty artistic mediums, from an early-in-the-season holiday party. Mmmm. #Cheese.
November 8, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Here's an antiques display that brought me joy. #SomethingBeautiful
November 3, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Royal Blood is the #1 game I run when my coworkers persuade me to run ttrpgs as a team activity. Will be great to have a printed book for it.

Only half my coworkers know what an RPG is, so this turns out like: The Queen of the River, Maude, and Mr. Saltines do a heist, but the game works anyway!
ROYAL BLOOD is very close to its next stretch goal, which is an exciting one: silver foil on the tarot cards!

Almost as exciting as that: once that goal is reached, a new one will be announced.

If you haven't backed the moody tarot heist ttrpg there's still 15 days left:
Royal Blood - A Tarot Heist RPG
Cast the cards. Don your crown of lead and silver. Tonight you're going to take them for everything they've got.
buff.ly
October 30, 2024 at 11:40 AM
reading the intercon proposed games list, like: regency fae, whaling ship, ooh boffer larp workshop, die in a bog, talmudic space travel, that one AI game that's been completely reframed by current tech, fantasy tavern, fantasy tavern, trapped in a theme park during a cat 5 hurricane, become crab.
October 20, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Moving a few posts from my old twitter... cultist simulator fanart here, feels very appropriate to repost as I just beat House of Light.
October 19, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Moving a few posts from my old twitter... old larp photos. 'Couple of proper villains here, probably wishing they could do the anime glasses flash on command.
October 19, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Moving a few posts from my old twitter... Here's the rest of things I should be allowed to ride in #ELDENRING. Been avoiding the expansion due to lack of time, but enjoying the lore it's added to the game.
October 19, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Moving a few posts from my old twitter...

> Things I should be allowed to ride in #ELDENRING: The Spirit Jellyfish. It looks so comfortable. I want to drift through the skies of the lands between.
October 19, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Moving a few posts from my old twitter...

> Things I should be allowed to ride in #ELDENRING: The Full Grown Fallingstar Beast. I would learn gravity magic for this! Let me pet his whiskers!
October 19, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Moving a few posts from my old twitter...

> 1492 Papal Election Simulation + Worldcon '22 Terra Ignota meetup = I draw a coat of arms for the party we had on the last night, half cardinals and half utopians. Possibly all Worldcon parties should have heraldry. I hear Glasgow had their own gin...
October 19, 2024 at 9:30 PM
(Nothing bad ever happens in the woods.)

Just finished playing Fracture, a slasher movie larp by Reverie Studios. One of the best larps I've ever played, even on just a week of character prep. Summer camp was amazing-- I'm never coming home!
September 4, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Go here. Go into the woods.
September 2, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Reposted by Lewis
This is Minnesota's Lt. Governor, soon to be Governor, Peggy Flanagan. LFG. The upper midwest rules. Don't fuck with us.
August 6, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Four staff engineers arguing in a room is about the same level of energy as twenty LARPers playing a high mechanics game, if anyone was wondering. Oof, my organizer muscles.
July 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Rhubarb Liquor in progress, for the barter economy. Will it be experiment 1, 2, or 3 that turns out the most delicious?
June 9, 2024 at 6:11 PM