Crab Jesus.
@ifjesuswasacrab.bsky.social
Just a Crustacean God
My mental spiral.
My mental spiral.
Anyways I got 'Duck you'
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Anyways I got 'Duck you'
Few days ago
A-"Hey S, youre being really mean to me lately and its making me depressed"
Today
S-" i got you this early Christmas gift"
A-"thanks.."
I feel like there's a hidden message here. And im just too sad to care.
A-"Hey S, youre being really mean to me lately and its making me depressed"
Today
S-" i got you this early Christmas gift"
A-"thanks.."
I feel like there's a hidden message here. And im just too sad to care.
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Few days ago
A-"Hey S, youre being really mean to me lately and its making me depressed"
Today
S-" i got you this early Christmas gift"
A-"thanks.."
I feel like there's a hidden message here. And im just too sad to care.
A-"Hey S, youre being really mean to me lately and its making me depressed"
Today
S-" i got you this early Christmas gift"
A-"thanks.."
I feel like there's a hidden message here. And im just too sad to care.
The possibilities of a squirrel killing you are low, but never zero
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The possibilities of a squirrel killing you are low, but never zero
"Hey mum, I made ypu candybis"
October 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"Hey mum, I made ypu candybis"
Hey Adrienne, Here at #Spotify we noticed you are going through it. Now you can combine your two main sad Playlist for a seamless breakdown.
October 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Hey Adrienne, Here at #Spotify we noticed you are going through it. Now you can combine your two main sad Playlist for a seamless breakdown.
princess fairy frog cake, for a princess fairy frog girl, @chuuna-moe.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
princess fairy frog cake, for a princess fairy frog girl, @chuuna-moe.bsky.social
Ask me about my hemorrhoids
September 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Ask me about my hemorrhoids
Last year after a month of torment from the squirrels, I might have gone a little nuts, but it was well warranted.
June 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Last year after a month of torment from the squirrels, I might have gone a little nuts, but it was well warranted.
The smallest little strawberries.
June 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The smallest little strawberries.
The dandelions in my backyard that have grown to about half my size.
June 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The dandelions in my backyard that have grown to about half my size.
Strategically places body in front of trash bins and calls it art.
June 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Strategically places body in front of trash bins and calls it art.
Senshi "helping" me fold the laundry.
June 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Senshi "helping" me fold the laundry.
The first video of squirrel war 2. Let me.look to see if I can find the videos from last year.
June 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The first video of squirrel war 2. Let me.look to see if I can find the videos from last year.
Yeah I sure hope it does.
June 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Yeah I sure hope it does.
CAN I PET THAT DOGG?!
June 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
CAN I PET THAT DOGG?!
I ordered a double cheese burger and was granted a triple, that's when I knew everything was gonna be okay.
#thricecheeseburger #godisgood #crabjesusprevails
#thricecheeseburger #godisgood #crabjesusprevails
June 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I ordered a double cheese burger and was granted a triple, that's when I knew everything was gonna be okay.
#thricecheeseburger #godisgood #crabjesusprevails
#thricecheeseburger #godisgood #crabjesusprevails
Comedy show vibes
May 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Comedy show vibes
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
May 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
In other news, I find out in a week if i passed or not.
May 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In other news, I find out in a week if i passed or not.
When did costco start selling men?
May 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
When did costco start selling men?
May 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The tattoo so far.
It's lobotomy and leucotomy tools.
It's lobotomy and leucotomy tools.
May 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The tattoo so far.
It's lobotomy and leucotomy tools.
It's lobotomy and leucotomy tools.
"Happy early mothers day mum"
As my six year old hands me this sticker.
She knows me so well.
#ibsbaddie
As my six year old hands me this sticker.
She knows me so well.
#ibsbaddie
May 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Happy early mothers day mum"
As my six year old hands me this sticker.
She knows me so well.
#ibsbaddie
As my six year old hands me this sticker.
She knows me so well.
#ibsbaddie
