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Topher the Gopher
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The birds work for the bourgeoisie.

I once made Bill Meltzer sad by calling him a propaganda master.

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

Free Palestine 🇵🇸
I apologize in advance if the robot uprising is started because my echo keeps hearing "Alexa die" when I say "Alexa dive".

For context "Alexa dive" is the command to trigger a routine that turns on lights in my room that make it look like its underwater.
March 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I just got a fortune cookie with a fortunate. It was unfortunate.
February 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Donny trying to figure out which team to cheer for.
February 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
These are my favorite bets for the Super Bowl
February 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
theonion.com/rising-...
January 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I forgot my water bottle at home today. Worst Thirsty Thursday ever.
January 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Per executive order, there are only 2 genders. So in America it's TERF or nothing.
January 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My new favorite community guideline violation
January 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
How many Naval Observatory couches has JD fucked already?
January 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The documentary I need is the rise and fall of the Village People as a gay icon
January 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Not the first time donny saluted a man in assless chaps
January 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I donno guys, this Barkely guy might be pretty good..
January 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Too bad Emil Andrae wasn't brought back as fast as Tiktok was
January 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
trump on Monday when he announces the stay on the tiktok ban during his inauguration
a man stands in front of a crowd with the words " are you not entertained " on the bottom
ALT: a man stands in front of a crowd with the words " are you not entertained " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I should be asleep but I am too busy thinking about tiktok being down. Thanks Obama!
January 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
And that's all she wrote, for now
January 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This is what Snoop is gonna do at the inauguration
January 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I download Rednote and suddenly I get ads from a Chinese company trying to sell me weapon components 🤣🤣🤣
January 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The Islanders' organist totally knew what they were doing playing "we didn't start the fire" right there
January 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Flyers should go Longest Yard on these refs and pelt then in the boys with the puck to convince them to call a fair game.
January 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Someone definitely yelled at Bosh during the commercial break for calling for the Flyers to go to war over the officiating
January 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My favorite part about Christmas this year is all the people triggered over all Hanukkah post because they can't handle both holidays being today.
December 26, 2024 at 12:38 AM
My new favorite holiday activity is going to the anime store at the Cherry Hill Mall and watch all the old white women look at the scantily clad figures with confusion, anger, and disgust at their son/grandson
December 22, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Everyone enjoying this Steagles game?
December 15, 2024 at 11:51 PM