Parker
@ieatfortzuh.bsky.social
19 | she/they
I aspire to be a jack of most trades, master of some. ΘΔ
I aspire to be a jack of most trades, master of some. ΘΔ
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The every alternate windows theory
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The every alternate windows theory
The former strongest male in existence will soon ascend into a Modern God by eating cold beans and being conscious of the drug
December 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The former strongest male in existence will soon ascend into a Modern God by eating cold beans and being conscious of the drug
Devastated that the second generation Saab 9-5 SportCombi exists but is unobtainium
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Devastated that the second generation Saab 9-5 SportCombi exists but is unobtainium
the last few days really have just been "hmm, too bored. i shall double major in physics now"
December 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the last few days really have just been "hmm, too bored. i shall double major in physics now"
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If you told me a year ago that becoming a dog would teach me valuable lessons about catastrophic vulnerabilities in the human brain, I'd think that's absolutely horrifying but incredible. If you told me six months earlier I'd have no idea what you're talking about and think you're spewing gibberish
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you told me a year ago that becoming a dog would teach me valuable lessons about catastrophic vulnerabilities in the human brain, I'd think that's absolutely horrifying but incredible. If you told me six months earlier I'd have no idea what you're talking about and think you're spewing gibberish
i've become a serialist because i hate everyone with your social security number
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
i've become a serialist because i hate everyone with your social security number
megovlovaniov be like i'm communing it I'm communing it
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
megovlovaniov be like i'm communing it I'm communing it
This is ⚠️🚫NOT AI🚫⚠️
October 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is ⚠️🚫NOT AI🚫⚠️
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This is the stuff we were told NOT to share online for decades. You're opening yourself up to a potentially catastrophic data leak @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app and users might have the grounds to sue.
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is the stuff we were told NOT to share online for decades. You're opening yourself up to a potentially catastrophic data leak @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app and users might have the grounds to sue.
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The government won't tell you that they are fascists, but they will tell you that anti-fascists are their enemies.
September 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The government won't tell you that they are fascists, but they will tell you that anti-fascists are their enemies.
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Hey there! Are you cisgender, i.e. not transgender?
You are?
Okay, I need you to read this.
No, seriously. Set aside a little time and read this. Please.
You are?
Okay, I need you to read this.
No, seriously. Set aside a little time and read this. Please.
Welcome to #TransTuesday!
I NEED YOU TO SHARE THIS with every cis person in your life
everyone who thinks trans kids don't exist or should wait until they're 18 for care, causing them a lifetime of pain
get the TRUTH in
TRANS KIDS 1: FACTS AND DANGERS
I NEED YOU TO SHARE THIS with every cis person in your life
everyone who thinks trans kids don't exist or should wait until they're 18 for care, causing them a lifetime of pain
get the TRUTH in
TRANS KIDS 1: FACTS AND DANGERS
TRANS KIDS 1: FACTS AND DANGERS - Tilly's Trans Tuesdays
Welcome to Trans Tuesday! This week we discuss something that hasn’t left the news anytime in recent memory, and it’s one of those “hot button issues” that honestly and truly shouldn’t be an issue at ...
www.tillystranstuesdays.com
September 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hey there! Are you cisgender, i.e. not transgender?
You are?
Okay, I need you to read this.
No, seriously. Set aside a little time and read this. Please.
You are?
Okay, I need you to read this.
No, seriously. Set aside a little time and read this. Please.
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why would you play roblox when you can play video games?
September 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
why would you play roblox when you can play video games?
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The markings that supposedly expressed “transgender ideology” were………..a series of arrows.
September 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The markings that supposedly expressed “transgender ideology” were………..a series of arrows.
the mpreg situation is crazy, god's gonna sue nintendo for trying to patent summoning but then target is gonna sue god for having an idea
September 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
the mpreg situation is crazy, god's gonna sue nintendo for trying to patent summoning but then target is gonna sue god for having an idea
new beatles compilation ep coming out and they calling it "hongles"
September 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
new beatles compilation ep coming out and they calling it "hongles"
Rest in peace, Rick Davies
Here's a rather fitting song that he wrote, played keyboard on, and sang.
youtu.be/7eXxanfQdD0
Here's a rather fitting song that he wrote, played keyboard on, and sang.
youtu.be/7eXxanfQdD0
Supertramp - Free As A Bird
YouTube video by SupertrampVEVO
youtu.be
September 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Rest in peace, Rick Davies
Here's a rather fitting song that he wrote, played keyboard on, and sang.
youtu.be/7eXxanfQdD0
Here's a rather fitting song that he wrote, played keyboard on, and sang.
youtu.be/7eXxanfQdD0
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doctor I trust more than rfkjrIMG_4346.jpeg
September 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
doctor I trust more than rfkjrIMG_4346.jpeg
thank you diggy gorgonzola for teaching me that i can be hypnotized at any given moment with nothing but a glorified retractable pen but without the pen
August 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
thank you diggy gorgonzola for teaching me that i can be hypnotized at any given moment with nothing but a glorified retractable pen but without the pen
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despite all my rage i still try listening to electronic music (it drives me crazy every time)
August 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
despite all my rage i still try listening to electronic music (it drives me crazy every time)
You never know how many people watch Louis Rossmann until they all set their profile picture to Clippy
August 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You never know how many people watch Louis Rossmann until they all set their profile picture to Clippy