Sance Fherrill
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Sance Fherrill
@idrathernottweet.bsky.social
I'm just a meat man made of meat slowly intruding upon your space.

I like madness, meat, and the ever present sense of impending doom.
It fills me.

I deliver the pizzas and they adore me. Everyone loves the pizza man.
Everyone.
This is Squishy. He learned to climb us as a kitten. He was Itty bitty but now he is massive and he still wants to climb us 😅 He's learning, cursedly slowly, how to not use his claws when he does so but only sometimes. I love being his impromptu cat tree ❤️
October 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
September 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
July 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This immediately made me think of this panel for some reason. It feels appropriate somehow.
July 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
June 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
June 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Here's my two babies! They're two this year and they bring so much joy into my life 😊 Squishy has gotten extra clingy since I started working again (pizza delivery 😅) and he's woken me up everyday since for cuddles. The tips, the pay, and even the free pizza pale in comparison to the love of Squishy
June 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
If he wants to wield Excalibur then he obviously rocks a wicked (heh) tonsure
May 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I think you look adorable so I'm sorry I have to do this...
May 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
May 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Kind of like this?

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!" - DJT probably
January 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You first 😘
January 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM