Alan
@idontwan2know.bsky.social
Highly self-aware dilettante. A lover of food, cooking, football, and relapsed drum corps nerd hitchhiking my way down the eight fold path.
Miso glazed cod, spicy stir fried broccolini, home made chili crisp. Did the fish in the toaster oven since I was only doing one portion and it didn’t get hot enough to really brown the glaze. Still tasty, though.
October 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Miso glazed cod, spicy stir fried broccolini, home made chili crisp. Did the fish in the toaster oven since I was only doing one portion and it didn’t get hot enough to really brown the glaze. Still tasty, though.
Ribs aren’t just for smoking. Oven roasted with tomatoes, onions and peppers that cook down into a jam here. Sautéed corn with Calabrian chili and lemon juice. Arugula salad with vinaigrette and fried almonds and garlic chips.
July 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ribs aren’t just for smoking. Oven roasted with tomatoes, onions and peppers that cook down into a jam here. Sautéed corn with Calabrian chili and lemon juice. Arugula salad with vinaigrette and fried almonds and garlic chips.
Raiding the fridge for breakfast. Leftover corn risotto, Italian sausage, blistered cherry tomatoes. Garnished with parm, basil and a drizzle of olive oil.
July 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Raiding the fridge for breakfast. Leftover corn risotto, Italian sausage, blistered cherry tomatoes. Garnished with parm, basil and a drizzle of olive oil.
I bet this ends up being an origin story for the Harvey Keitel character from Pulp Fiction.
June 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I bet this ends up being an origin story for the Harvey Keitel character from Pulp Fiction.
It was pretty surprising to me when I realized I had never tried my hand at shrimp and grits.
Gruyère cheese grits, shrimp, shitake mushrooms and Spanish chorizo.
Gruyère cheese grits, shrimp, shitake mushrooms and Spanish chorizo.
June 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It was pretty surprising to me when I realized I had never tried my hand at shrimp and grits.
Gruyère cheese grits, shrimp, shitake mushrooms and Spanish chorizo.
Gruyère cheese grits, shrimp, shitake mushrooms and Spanish chorizo.
I’m busting my ass trying to look good and still look like a charity case next to this woman.
May 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m busting my ass trying to look good and still look like a charity case next to this woman.
Signature cocktail for the wedding.
Bulleit old fashioned, 3 dashes orange bitters, teaspoon demarara syrup, amarena cherry, orange twist, maple smoke.
Bulleit old fashioned, 3 dashes orange bitters, teaspoon demarara syrup, amarena cherry, orange twist, maple smoke.
May 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Signature cocktail for the wedding.
Bulleit old fashioned, 3 dashes orange bitters, teaspoon demarara syrup, amarena cherry, orange twist, maple smoke.
Bulleit old fashioned, 3 dashes orange bitters, teaspoon demarara syrup, amarena cherry, orange twist, maple smoke.
Still think this look is old fashioned @beingbecks.bsky.social ?
May 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Still think this look is old fashioned @beingbecks.bsky.social ?
Jerk chicken wings. Coconut - habanero rice.
April 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Jerk chicken wings. Coconut - habanero rice.
Nigerian red stew chicken and jollof rice.
March 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Nigerian red stew chicken and jollof rice.
Do I already have 4 overcoats? Yes.
Is that an absurd number for someone who lives in Florida? Yes.
Does my fiancé already comment on how many coats I have and how full the entryway closet is getting? Yes.
Was there any chance I was walking away from this one for $16.99 at Goodwill? Hell no.
Is that an absurd number for someone who lives in Florida? Yes.
Does my fiancé already comment on how many coats I have and how full the entryway closet is getting? Yes.
Was there any chance I was walking away from this one for $16.99 at Goodwill? Hell no.
February 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Do I already have 4 overcoats? Yes.
Is that an absurd number for someone who lives in Florida? Yes.
Does my fiancé already comment on how many coats I have and how full the entryway closet is getting? Yes.
Was there any chance I was walking away from this one for $16.99 at Goodwill? Hell no.
Is that an absurd number for someone who lives in Florida? Yes.
Does my fiancé already comment on how many coats I have and how full the entryway closet is getting? Yes.
Was there any chance I was walking away from this one for $16.99 at Goodwill? Hell no.
This is important for what it illustrates:
The youth aren’t mobilizing because they are stupid.
The youth aren’t mobilizing because they are stupid.
February 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is important for what it illustrates:
The youth aren’t mobilizing because they are stupid.
The youth aren’t mobilizing because they are stupid.
Derek is an assassin.
February 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Derek is an assassin.
Loving Lewis bringing his fashion sense to tailoring this week. The super extended and structured shoulders look great. Today he has more of a spread collar that tucks under his lapels like I mentioned yesterday. Looks better.
January 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Loving Lewis bringing his fashion sense to tailoring this week. The super extended and structured shoulders look great. Today he has more of a spread collar that tucks under his lapels like I mentioned yesterday. Looks better.
When it’s cold in Florida and everyone else is wearing hoodies
January 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
When it’s cold in Florida and everyone else is wearing hoodies
You: Experiencing the first death of an online community you’ve spent a lot of time on and made strong connections through
Me: Having been terminally online since the late 90s
Me: Having been terminally online since the late 90s
January 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You: Experiencing the first death of an online community you’ve spent a lot of time on and made strong connections through
Me: Having been terminally online since the late 90s
Me: Having been terminally online since the late 90s
Maple bourbon glazed rack of pork, butternut squash risotto with sage brown butter, brussels.
January 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Maple bourbon glazed rack of pork, butternut squash risotto with sage brown butter, brussels.
Google’s AI strikes again.
Sorta spoiler warning for Lost. Which became a ridiculous show at points, but the dog definitely didn’t make a compact with dark powers.
Sorta spoiler warning for Lost. Which became a ridiculous show at points, but the dog definitely didn’t make a compact with dark powers.
January 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Google’s AI strikes again.
Sorta spoiler warning for Lost. Which became a ridiculous show at points, but the dog definitely didn’t make a compact with dark powers.
Sorta spoiler warning for Lost. Which became a ridiculous show at points, but the dog definitely didn’t make a compact with dark powers.
White dinner jackets need to be off white, ivory, or cream. Bright white with black lapels is high school prom attire.
When it comes to white dinner jackets, the template remains Bogart in Casablanca.
When it comes to white dinner jackets, the template remains Bogart in Casablanca.
January 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
White dinner jackets need to be off white, ivory, or cream. Bright white with black lapels is high school prom attire.
When it comes to white dinner jackets, the template remains Bogart in Casablanca.
When it comes to white dinner jackets, the template remains Bogart in Casablanca.