Mark Philmore
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"How's business?" - "Oh you know, up and down"
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 AM
"How's business?" - "Oh you know, up and down"
The Premier League 'elite'!
January 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The Premier League 'elite'!
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So Kevin the Carrot gets married in front of a pile of roasted carrots.
Is this a show of power of Kevin's authoritarian regime? Like putting the heads of your enemies on spikes?
Or is he into necrophilia and is trying to get himself warmed up for the wedding night?
Is this a show of power of Kevin's authoritarian regime? Like putting the heads of your enemies on spikes?
Or is he into necrophilia and is trying to get himself warmed up for the wedding night?
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So Kevin the Carrot gets married in front of a pile of roasted carrots.
Is this a show of power of Kevin's authoritarian regime? Like putting the heads of your enemies on spikes?
Or is he into necrophilia and is trying to get himself warmed up for the wedding night?
Is this a show of power of Kevin's authoritarian regime? Like putting the heads of your enemies on spikes?
Or is he into necrophilia and is trying to get himself warmed up for the wedding night?
Reposted by Mark Philmore
The 20 Best Albums of 2025
The 20 Best Albums of 2025
20. Barker - Stochastic Drift 19. Emma Jane Thackeray - Weirdo 18. Brògeal – Tuesday Paper Club Read about it here. 17. The Tubs - Cotton Crown 16. Sam Akpro - Evenfall Read about it here. 15. Mac DeMarco - Guitar Read about it here. 14. Stereolab - Instant Holograms On Metal Film Read about it here…
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December 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The 20 Best Albums of 2025
I must not put the heating on, I must not put the heating in......puts heating on....
August 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I must not put the heating on, I must not put the heating in......puts heating on....
Do I need an appointment?
August 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Do I need an appointment?
Should have checked Trivago!
July 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Should have checked Trivago!
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July 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Olivier Giroud delighted to be back in France!
July 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Olivier Giroud delighted to be back in France!
These new bottles of water with the screw top that doesn't detach are an absolute pain in the nose.
June 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
These new bottles of water with the screw top that doesn't detach are an absolute pain in the nose.
What a man-marking job Fernandes has done on the ref tonight!
June 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What a man-marking job Fernandes has done on the ref tonight!
Almost feels as though this is a game between 16th and 17th in the PL
May 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Almost feels as though this is a game between 16th and 17th in the PL
I'm here for Joffy saying 'binocular brown' #lufc www.instagram.com/reel/DD9R5Wf...
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December 24, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I'm here for Joffy saying 'binocular brown' #lufc www.instagram.com/reel/DD9R5Wf...
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Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries, but still.
December 4, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries, but still.