One of my New Year’s resolution this year was to read more. I have dropped off in recent years from an average of 50 books down to 15 last year 😢

In my entire existence I’ve only ever seen an orange skin pumpkin twice irl. Once five years ago at Costco and again this year. It’s very jarring to see it in person. I’ve only ever known the Kent pumpkin.

Gen Z thanksgiving is called “It’s Giving Thanks”

Ham plane for my real friends, plain ham for my sham friends

The older I get the more I’m okay with wishing death on bad people. Like it’s a net positive at the end of the day and idc anymore.

I need more shitposts and memes on my feed. I need my daily teehee-ing.

I’m not even American and I’m wildly upset by this.