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(they/them) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? no, a summer’s day is not a bitch.
wanna crash out so badddd but i fear losing people if i do :’)
May 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
wanna crash out so badddd but i fear losing people if i do :’)
i would like just one week. just one single week where something doesn’t go horribly wrong
May 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i would like just one week. just one single week where something doesn’t go horribly wrong
i should be able to go home from work if i am very very sleepy
April 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
i should be able to go home from work if i am very very sleepy
does anyone know how to survive taking metronidazole (flagyl) without becoming deathly ill. please i am so serious
March 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
does anyone know how to survive taking metronidazole (flagyl) without becoming deathly ill. please i am so serious
never not showering after sex again!!! this shit is awful 🤠
March 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
never not showering after sex again!!! this shit is awful 🤠
y’all ever get period symptoms that feel like the flu
March 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
y’all ever get period symptoms that feel like the flu
someone please take me somewhere i can touch grass and cry
March 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
someone please take me somewhere i can touch grass and cry
hamburger on hawaiian bun sounds rly good rn
February 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
hamburger on hawaiian bun sounds rly good rn
wow, who knew a steaming hot shower could fix my entire outlook on life
February 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
wow, who knew a steaming hot shower could fix my entire outlook on life
hehe i love the smell of an auto shop place
February 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
hehe i love the smell of an auto shop place
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Starting a Parks & Rec rewatch to spend some time with goodhearted public servants
February 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Starting a Parks & Rec rewatch to spend some time with goodhearted public servants
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I am . still tryng. despite tha bullshid.
February 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I am . still tryng. despite tha bullshid.
am i just biased or are butch lesbians just like? automatically the absolute coolest person in any given group they are part of??
February 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
am i just biased or are butch lesbians just like? automatically the absolute coolest person in any given group they are part of??
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Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.
February 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.
y’all ever burp yourself like a baby
January 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
y’all ever burp yourself like a baby
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It was all in Project 2025…
January 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It was all in Project 2025…
things i’ve been forced to hear my neighbor do through shared wall:
- indulge singing delusions (most obnoxious voice ever heard)
- cough/gag up surely buckets of phlegm
- have the most rousing rounds of sex
- also severely verbally abuse/assault his partner!! (immediately ordered wellness check)
- indulge singing delusions (most obnoxious voice ever heard)
- cough/gag up surely buckets of phlegm
- have the most rousing rounds of sex
- also severely verbally abuse/assault his partner!! (immediately ordered wellness check)
January 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
things i’ve been forced to hear my neighbor do through shared wall:
- indulge singing delusions (most obnoxious voice ever heard)
- cough/gag up surely buckets of phlegm
- have the most rousing rounds of sex
- also severely verbally abuse/assault his partner!! (immediately ordered wellness check)
- indulge singing delusions (most obnoxious voice ever heard)
- cough/gag up surely buckets of phlegm
- have the most rousing rounds of sex
- also severely verbally abuse/assault his partner!! (immediately ordered wellness check)
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you know you’re an adult when “treat yourself” involves buying new bath towels for yourself on payday
January 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
you know you’re an adult when “treat yourself” involves buying new bath towels for yourself on payday
will some they/them lesbian with a septum piercing please tell me what it means that i’ve been pulling almost exclusively major arcana in my latest tarot readings
January 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
will some they/them lesbian with a septum piercing please tell me what it means that i’ve been pulling almost exclusively major arcana in my latest tarot readings
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reminder to self: rest IS productive
January 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
reminder to self: rest IS productive
i need someone to PLEASE tell my neighbor that he is NOT the pop star he thinks he is 😭😭
January 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
i need someone to PLEASE tell my neighbor that he is NOT the pop star he thinks he is 😭😭
one thing for sure is i be fartin’
December 29, 2024 at 3:41 PM
one thing for sure is i be fartin’
finally finishing my shampoo and conditioner at the exact time and i’m taking this as a sign that i’m where i’m meant to be in life
December 17, 2024 at 5:23 AM
finally finishing my shampoo and conditioner at the exact time and i’m taking this as a sign that i’m where i’m meant to be in life
my friend’s parent is currently using a “if i’m SUCH a horrible mother, i’m sure your friends will take SOOOO much better care of you” which is honestly just really funny bc it’s like YES ofc we will???!!! lmao the fuck
December 8, 2024 at 6:27 AM
my friend’s parent is currently using a “if i’m SUCH a horrible mother, i’m sure your friends will take SOOOO much better care of you” which is honestly just really funny bc it’s like YES ofc we will???!!! lmao the fuck