Christoff Johannsen (main account)
@idkmanimjustheree.bsky.social
Born in the 90s.
Chairman of health and fitness at the Foundation for Natural Life, a thing I just made up a few days ago.
Chairman of health and fitness at the Foundation for Natural Life, a thing I just made up a few days ago.
Pinned
I don’t like celebrity or status or power or wealth or influence. I just want to be normal, have a few friends, and work on projects.
Identity is such a hard thing to figure out in the hyper-connected world of yesterday
December 8, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Identity is such a hard thing to figure out in the hyper-connected world of yesterday
I now have a +1 lighter of Weight Loss.
December 8, 2024 at 2:58 AM
I now have a +1 lighter of Weight Loss.
But yeah in a practical sense it is better to stick to your guns as much as possible. All else being equal, “becoming more of who you already are” has always seemed to me a good heuristic. YMMV of course.
It’s a hard thing to do (no pun intended. I’m being serious here). Often you have a choice between two things, and you choose one for one reason, and other people interpret your choice as another reason.
It’s just an endless series of minute decisions which matter more to other people than yourself
It’s just an endless series of minute decisions which matter more to other people than yourself
December 7, 2024 at 7:15 PM
But yeah in a practical sense it is better to stick to your guns as much as possible. All else being equal, “becoming more of who you already are” has always seemed to me a good heuristic. YMMV of course.
Thinking a lot about the difference between being a dad and becoming a dad
December 7, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Thinking a lot about the difference between being a dad and becoming a dad
Time spent waiting in line is a form of inflation.
December 7, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Time spent waiting in line is a form of inflation.
I’m white
December 7, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I’m white
Leningrad Kolshik
YouTube video by Très Court International Film Festival
youtu.be
December 7, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Really the main thing is the whole “You have to pretend to be sexually interested in older women if you are poor and want to get a job” thing.
I don’t want to be a gigolo. I mean I’ll do it to survive. I’d prefer to get paid like, market rates for it though if that is what I am required by U.S. law
I don’t want to be a gigolo. I mean I’ll do it to survive. I’d prefer to get paid like, market rates for it though if that is what I am required by U.S. law
December 7, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Really the main thing is the whole “You have to pretend to be sexually interested in older women if you are poor and want to get a job” thing.
I don’t want to be a gigolo. I mean I’ll do it to survive. I’d prefer to get paid like, market rates for it though if that is what I am required by U.S. law
I don’t want to be a gigolo. I mean I’ll do it to survive. I’d prefer to get paid like, market rates for it though if that is what I am required by U.S. law
I just realized that the whole of America does not know about featureless gray skyscrapers.
December 7, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I just realized that the whole of America does not know about featureless gray skyscrapers.
I still want you to be happy, obviously.
December 6, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I still want you to be happy, obviously.
Okay. Genetics is fake and gay. Someone explain to me why women seem to care so much about this shit.
December 6, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Okay. Genetics is fake and gay. Someone explain to me why women seem to care so much about this shit.
Anyway. Show’s over. What I regret most of all is the pain of being observed and mocked by countless people for reasons unknown. This is the one thing I didn’t want to happen in my life.
Please respect my privacy and well-being of my remaining time on this world. Thank you.
Please respect my privacy and well-being of my remaining time on this world. Thank you.
December 6, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Anyway. Show’s over. What I regret most of all is the pain of being observed and mocked by countless people for reasons unknown. This is the one thing I didn’t want to happen in my life.
Please respect my privacy and well-being of my remaining time on this world. Thank you.
Please respect my privacy and well-being of my remaining time on this world. Thank you.
The whole time I was in Kansas City, after retiring from Silicon Valley in 2019, I was intoning to myself in the background: “I’m a rich and illustrious veteran of a lucrative and popular industry. Everyone around me seems poor and sad. Why isn’t anyone asking me how to learn how to code?”
December 6, 2024 at 10:19 AM
The whole time I was in Kansas City, after retiring from Silicon Valley in 2019, I was intoning to myself in the background: “I’m a rich and illustrious veteran of a lucrative and popular industry. Everyone around me seems poor and sad. Why isn’t anyone asking me how to learn how to code?”
ISTM like there are no real choices in adult life. You’re either directed by others who are older and better than you, or you can “choose” to just become more of who you already are. Everything else is (extremely annoying, I might add) noise.
December 6, 2024 at 9:48 AM
ISTM like there are no real choices in adult life. You’re either directed by others who are older and better than you, or you can “choose” to just become more of who you already are. Everything else is (extremely annoying, I might add) noise.
This is all, actually, in truth, **for her**. For myself, to rectify the pain my existence has caused on others as an exclusive result of deliberate actions that I have taken, as a result of a true internal direction, that I must now attempt to account for, understand, and rectify. That’s the only
December 6, 2024 at 9:36 AM
This is all, actually, in truth, **for her**. For myself, to rectify the pain my existence has caused on others as an exclusive result of deliberate actions that I have taken, as a result of a true internal direction, that I must now attempt to account for, understand, and rectify. That’s the only
I’m sorry for any misunderstanding. I never intended to become a public person. I value privacy and normalcy above all things. Thank you though. 🙏
December 6, 2024 at 9:33 AM
I’m sorry for any misunderstanding. I never intended to become a public person. I value privacy and normalcy above all things. Thank you though. 🙏
Ugh. I’m so sorry.
December 6, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Ugh. I’m so sorry.
Sometimes, men get stricken by a muse. Sometimes men get stricken by an effervescent female playing the “Muse” character on the hit new TV show, “Muse.live”. Either way, the result is much the same.
December 5, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Sometimes, men get stricken by a muse. Sometimes men get stricken by an effervescent female playing the “Muse” character on the hit new TV show, “Muse.live”. Either way, the result is much the same.
I wish I could know if everyone is safe
December 5, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I wish I could know if everyone is safe
“Please also let us know little extraneous bits of information, so that we can selectively slip that information to other people you love, so that they can hurt themselves severely when they hear news that was tailored to hurt them the maximum possible amount”
Please also do not do this.
Please also do not do this.
December 5, 2024 at 6:45 PM
“Please also let us know little extraneous bits of information, so that we can selectively slip that information to other people you love, so that they can hurt themselves severely when they hear news that was tailored to hurt them the maximum possible amount”
Please also do not do this.
Please also do not do this.
“Do you know how hard it is to be a single father?”
No.
“Do you know how hard it is to be a married father?”
No.
“Do you know how hard it is to be a father?”
No.
“Do you know how hard it is to be a single man?”
Yes.
No.
“Do you know how hard it is to be a married father?”
No.
“Do you know how hard it is to be a father?”
No.
“Do you know how hard it is to be a single man?”
Yes.
December 5, 2024 at 3:56 PM
“Do you know how hard it is to be a single father?”
No.
“Do you know how hard it is to be a married father?”
No.
“Do you know how hard it is to be a father?”
No.
“Do you know how hard it is to be a single man?”
Yes.
No.
“Do you know how hard it is to be a married father?”
No.
“Do you know how hard it is to be a father?”
No.
“Do you know how hard it is to be a single man?”
Yes.
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I have a SFW account for game dev related updates, I haven't used it too much but I plan to be a little more active.
I decided that I want my games to be R16 (suggestive, adult jokes maybe, but nothing sexually explicit) and I want to link my Irl self to them to get jobs and stuff 🤣
I decided that I want my games to be R16 (suggestive, adult jokes maybe, but nothing sexually explicit) and I want to link my Irl self to them to get jobs and stuff 🤣
December 5, 2024 at 8:24 AM
I have a SFW account for game dev related updates, I haven't used it too much but I plan to be a little more active.
I decided that I want my games to be R16 (suggestive, adult jokes maybe, but nothing sexually explicit) and I want to link my Irl self to them to get jobs and stuff 🤣
I decided that I want my games to be R16 (suggestive, adult jokes maybe, but nothing sexually explicit) and I want to link my Irl self to them to get jobs and stuff 🤣
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Here's a clip of a Tower Defense mode we've prototyped for From Space. We haven't released yet because we lack the resources to do proper QA. Maybe we should launch it as a Beta on Steam? #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames #wip
December 5, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Here's a clip of a Tower Defense mode we've prototyped for From Space. We haven't released yet because we lack the resources to do proper QA. Maybe we should launch it as a Beta on Steam? #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames #wip
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The universe has a plan for you, even if you can't see it yet.
- Deepak Chopra
- Deepak Chopra
November 28, 2024 at 8:31 AM
The universe has a plan for you, even if you can't see it yet.
- Deepak Chopra
- Deepak Chopra