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That's Tron. He fights for the User.
Buttons and bits of thread naturally migrate to nearby empty biscuit tins. Check the back of the closet or top shelf in the pantry for natural nesting places.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
*rolls eyes* Sure, UFOer.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Ah, it fits right in the Era of Computers You Could Surf On.
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Wow. Changing the clocks twice a year must fuck you up something fierce.

It sure does me.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Sorry - that should have been a GIF, not just the thumbnail. The previous poster has been sacked.
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Profits are up, but strangely so are unprompted assaults on employees by customers.
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hey Grok, maybe work on generating faces that smile with their eyes as much as their mouths. This damp woman in a dark alley looks a little too much like a psychopath that's about to strip the flesh from her latest victim.

Or maybe that's what you were going for.

You know what, you do you.
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I also managed to escape the allure of worshipping the demonic entities of my favorite role-playing games.
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Stumbling upon an abandoned refrigerator and the siren's call to lock myself in it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Is it No vember already?
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
So, maybe all the games should be one inning long.
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It's French and rhymes with "schmillotine"
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
But what if their email finds you well?
October 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Aw jeez. Don't tell these people they're "not rich" - they won't understand.
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Had I not been with my family, I would have engaged this young woman, young enough to be my daughter and whose secondary sexual characteristics were so distracting to me that I could pay attention to nothing else, couldn't enjoy my meal, had the image running through my mind for days... sorry what?
October 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I reserve judgement until you answer this:
poster tape or blu tack?
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Even so, if it's not resolved by cleaning, it's an electrical fault. I want to try and diagnose and fix one.
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM